What if you lived in Australia?

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Melchior

If i lived in Australia

You live there

Why should they have to dumb down so low

Originally Posted by Melchior

i would be very careful to lock my door

Lock a door
You mean as in turn a key
Won't you need to evolve opposable thumbs first

Originally Posted by Melchior

After all there are about 25 million criminals in Australia

Yeah right , stealing a loaf to feed your starving family is a despicable crime that deserved criminal charges being brought against so many.
Anyway between 1788 and 1868 rough historical estimations show 162,000 were sent to Australia.
Only wish my great great great great great GrandMa MaxineJoker had been sent there also
But then she didn't steal a single slice
Much preferred mass murdering instead , bless her

Originally Posted by Melchior

not counting the Aboriginals of course who are the victims of the criminals who came from afar.

Counting
I`d be amazed if you could count beyond the number of times you've thanked on here

Originally Posted by Melchior

Australians a land of criminals.

You , a mentality of majestically cretinous wonderment

Originally Posted by Melchior

I don`t have to tell you that i am joking do it ?

"Do it"

Hey
No subtle NIKE promotions thank`eeeeee

Blast and I was almost becoming fond of you until that

Originally Posted by Melchior

i mean you people are able to understand that right ?

We all love you TickTock , butt just not enough to miss you once you`re gone

[palo5]

Originally Posted by blondifan

We are expecting a minimum of 1degree c tonight. What happened to Spring?

We've had snow for a week. Bet that thrills you. But that's nothing -- where I was born it's -32C right now, and it will get colder before it gets hotter. That'll be some time in April or May

[palo5]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Counting
I`d be amazed if you could count beyond the number of times you've thanked on here

You know, you really shouldn't be critical. I mean, you haven't even thanked 200,000 posts yet

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by palo5

You know, you really shouldn't be critical. I mean, you haven't even thanked 200,000 posts yet

Well in my defense
I would have done
If you`d made 200,000 posts

[palo5]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Well in my defense
I would have done
If you`d made 200,000 posts

Sometimes you're too clever for me

But, another question: do you think AUS will sink from the weight of immigrants? It must be terrifying for them, because AUS is so small and has no space

[bloke57]

I've just realised that if I lived in Australia the bill for my commute to work would increase quite considerably.

Typical! Governments want you to work and then they put all kinds of impediments in the way of the honest working man.

[palo5]

Originally Posted by bloke57

I've just realised that if I lived in Australia the bill for my commute to work would increase quite considerably.

Typical! Governments want you to work and then they put all kinds of impediments in the way of the honest working man.

In Sydney that's true, because they charged around $60 per day if you wanted to park there, and that was almost 10 years ago

Public transport is considerably cheaper

[Melchior]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Remind me to deny you citizenship, if you really wanted to live here

Actually I'll take that back, I'd love to have you here when I think about it now, just to find out what criminals can actually do Then deport ya

No but seriously i do like Australia its one of my favorite countries. I mean its not as great as New Zealand but still a great country.

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by Melchior

No but seriously i do like Australia its one of my favorite countries. I mean its not as great as New Zealand but still a great country.

The other man's grass is always greener. We've got friends own a cottage in Devon. I'd kill to live there.

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

We've got friends own a cottage in Devon. I'd kill to live there.

I think you will find that, rural and backward though it may be, murder is still frowned upon in Devon.

Why, they even have a police force and everything.