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Old June 18th, 2018, 03:23 PM   #14381
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Old June 18th, 2018, 03:45 PM   #14382
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Old June 18th, 2018, 04:17 PM   #14383
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1. Gender Change Operations
2. Parking meters in public parks-disgraceful
3. Crimes & police tv shows
4. Hypocritical politicians. Or 'politicians'.
5. Britain from entering The Eurovision Song Detest
6. OPEC
7. Reality shows
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Old June 18th, 2018, 04:24 PM   #14384
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5. Britain from entering The Eurovision Song Detest
6. OPEC
7. Reality shows
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9. Kardashians .... and the use of the word booty outside books on pirates
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Old June 18th, 2018, 04:55 PM   #14385
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1. Gender Change Operations
2. Parking meters in public parks-disgraceful
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5. Britain from entering The Eurovision Song Detest
6. OPEC
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9. Kardashians and the use of the word booty outside books on pirates
10. The Smoking Ban in Pubs
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Old June 18th, 2018, 05:03 PM   #14386
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1. Gender Change Operations
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4. Hypocritical politicians. Or 'politicians'.
5. Britain from entering The Eurovision Song Detest
6. OPEC
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9. Kardashians and the use of the word booty outside books on pirates
10. The Smoking Ban in Pubs
11. Presenters, both radio and TV, who mistakenly think that their personal view on current affairs or what 'they would do/has happened to them' is of any interest whatsoever. Ditto correspondents who talk a lot but say absolutely nothing. (sorry, bit of a rant xx)
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Old June 18th, 2018, 06:09 PM   #14387
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2. Parking meters in public parks-disgraceful
3. Crimes & police tv shows
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5. Britain from entering The Eurovision Song Detest
6. OPEC
7. Reality shows
8. Tabloid Newspapers
9. Kardashians and the use of the word booty outside books on pirates
10. The Smoking Ban in Pubs
11. Presenters, both radio and TV, who mistakenly think that their personal view on current affairs or what 'they would do/has happened to them' is of any interest whatsoever. Ditto correspondents who talk a lot but say absolutely nothing. (sorry, bit of a rant xx)
12. Disclaimers in TV adverts where the print is so tiny and runs on for so long that you can't possibly read it in the 2+ seconds it's on screen.
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2. Parking meters in public parks-disgraceful
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4. Hypocritical politicians. Or 'politicians'.
5. Britain from entering The Eurovision Song Detest
6. OPEC
7. Reality shows
8. Tabloid Newspapers
9. Kardashians and the use of the word booty outside books on pirates
10. The Smoking Ban in Pubs
11. Presenters, both radio and TV, who mistakenly think that their personal view on current affairs or what 'they would do/has happened to them' is of any interest whatsoever. Ditto correspondents who talk a lot but say absolutely nothing. (sorry, bit of a rant xx)
12. Disclaimers in TV adverts where the print is so tiny and runs on for so long that you can't possibly read it in the 2+ seconds it's on screen.
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Old June 19th, 2018, 06:31 AM   #14389
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