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Old 11-28-2009, 08:06 PM   #11
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" If you`re reading this why aren`t you dead yet ?, you said you couldn`t live without me "

Or for a more lighthearted touch

" Now they laid me down to rest , what i`ll miss most , your mothers breast "
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Old 11-28-2009, 09:21 PM   #12
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:01 PM   #13
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:32 PM   #14
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The body that pleasured Caroline Easter.
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:52 PM   #16
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The body that pleasured Caroline Easter.
I quite like that idea. Unfortunately Confusion, will be my Epitath

I Googled this site last night http://www.webpanda.com/ponder/epitaphs.htm, which has some truley strange "real" headstones..

Including this one


Grieve not for me my husband dear.

I am not dead but sleeping here.

With patience wait - perforce to die

And in a short time you'll come to I.


(And the husband added):


I am not grieved, my dearest life.

Sleep on, I've got another wife.

Therefore, I cannot come to thee

For I must go and live with she.



I plant these shrubs upon your grave dear wife

That something on this spot may boast of life.

Shrubs must wither and all earth must rot.

Shrubs may revive, but you thank heaven will not.
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:46 PM   #17
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