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Old 05-30-2011, 06:56 PM   #1
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Big Grin Do You Have A Name For Your Penis ?

Sorry lovers of the shemale threads this ain`t one of those things

Actually this thread isn`t my fault i swear

But then you know me , i`m constantly blameless

No this bastard son of Satan came about because supposedly guys like to name penises

Their own i mean

I was told this barely twenty minutes ago by a female source of the female variety

Yeah like she`d know

I of course being the poster child for the masculine male species stood my firm ground and said what she was claiming was absolute flim flam .

That`s right i used the term " Flim flam " .

Look if that`s too strong for you you`re better off leaving this thread now as dats da way i play ok


Anyway she insists that all men , as in all men name their penises

In which case maybe i`s ain`t a male

Because i never have

Although if i did i might call him Mr Disappointment

Either that or Destructor


So , er , do any of you steadfast souls have a name for your bravest soldier


If so let us all know


If not then think of one and do the same


Well why not


Hey life`s too sort to not make fun of something even sorter , right


I jest of course, as it`s well known only members who`s members are large enough to have their own postcode are allowed to join this band of bulging brothers
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Old 05-30-2011, 07:01 PM   #2
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Hey just this second thought of another name for him

" The anaconda of doom "


Is a bit of a mouthful though.


At least that`s what she said
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Old 05-30-2011, 07:50 PM   #3
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I call Him Saquatch,Because He's big, ugly but never caught on camera-yet.
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Old 05-30-2011, 07:54 PM   #4
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Frederick, named him when I was about 14. He's been happy with his name ever since, though he does like to be called Freddie when he's had a few.

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I call Him Saquatch,Because He's big, ugly but never caught on camera-yet.
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Great, I finally can tell folks the funny name for my other head... I does most of the primary thinking for me...

Herman or the long name is Herman the German...

Named after the biggest baddest crane ever built See picture below. BTW I do not have those cable attached.


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Never have - although I find Robin Williams term "Mr Happy" to be a riot.
And girls seem to say OMG a lot, so maybe he is a deity of some sort...
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This is Flim Flam! No I do not My pork sword is nameless and shameless
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Leonard from The Dickies calls his Stuart.

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im embarrassed to ever have been associated with Gs...... now that he's started this thread...!!!

at least start one asking what girls call their boobies, lump-a-dumps, boulders, etc.....
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