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Old 07-21-2017, 09:56 PM   #5841
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If aliens attack Australia they won't use conventional weapons or typical sci-fi space weapons. They will do something even more horrible. They will genetically manipulate all the nasty critters you have so that they all will be giagantic in size and just as lethal. Giant 30 foot tall ants, 200 foot long salt -water crocodiles, 50 foot venomous spiders, 30 foot poisonous lizards, and blue assed flies as big as cars. Even the quokkas will be as big as elephants and run amok on Rottnest Island stomping everything in their path, crushing tourists and locals alike!. It will take the combined military forces of half the world to eradicate them. And you still have to contend with the aliens too!
....at which point the aliens discover-the hard way-about the scale effect-the ants and spiders collapse-because exoskeletons don't work in animals that big-and the legs won't support the weight-the 200ft crocs legs won't support them either as well as being too far apart....and all they can do is belly drag-the 30 foot lizards lie there panting.....and the blue arsed flies....don't...due to wing loading being off he scale [but make a REALLY annoying buzz...!....some enterprising locals harness them and drag them away to use as fans]

....at which point-the aliens by now being totally and publicly embarrassed-bugger off elsewhere.....perhaps to Chicago
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Old 07-21-2017, 10:37 PM   #5842
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....at which point the aliens discover-the hard way-about the scale effect-the ants and spiders collapse-because exoskeletons don't work in animals that big-and the legs won't support the weight-the 200ft crocs legs won't support them either as well as being too far apart....and all they can do is belly drag-the 30 foot lizards lie there panting.....and the blue arsed flies....don't...due to wing loading being off he scale [but make a REALLY annoying buzz...!....some enterprising locals harness them and drag them away to use as fans]

....at which point-the aliens by now being totally and publicly embarrassed-bugger off elsewhere.....perhaps to Chicago
You're forgetting one thing. Not only will the aliens use genetic manipulation to enlarge these creatures, but they will alter their cells and tissues at the molecular level so that they will be able to move with ease over the land. Even the blue arsed flies as big as cars will have a re-designed tissue structure that will allow them to fly. Humans don't have such technology, but a race of space faring aliens that could be thousands of years ahead of us in technology might.!
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....at which point the aliens discover-the hard way-about the scale effect-the ants and spiders collapse-because exoskeletons don't work in animals that big
You do talk a load of old cobblers. I can tell you from personal experience, that I had nightmares for a month after I saw Them for the first time.
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You're forgetting one thing. Not only will the aliens use genetic manipulation to enlarge these creatures, but they will alter their cells and tissues at the molecular level so that they will be able to move with ease over the land. Even the blue arsed flies as big as cars will have a re-designed tissue structure that will allow them to fly. Humans don't have such technology, but a race of space faring aliens that could be thousands of years ahead of us in technology might.!
And I can tell you, you are also forgetting one thing. In every evil Alien Invaders film I've ever seen it is America that cops the brunt of their technologically advanced skulduggery. We are usually just the Sydney Opera House getting blown up about halfway through.
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You do talk a load of old cobblers. I can tell you from personal experience, that I had nightmares for a month after I saw Them for the first time.

And I can tell you, you are also forgetting one thing. In every evil Alien Invaders film I've ever seen it is America that cops the brunt of their technologically advanced skulduggery. We are usually just the Sydney Opera House getting blown up about halfway through.
The attraction of Australia is that you have some of the strangest and most lethal critters on the planet. The aliens might see Australia as a giant laboratory in which to capture and manipulate all of it's wildlife. America used to have a more diverse quantity of strange animals, but many have been hunted to extinction.
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You're forgetting one thing. Not only will the aliens use genetic manipulation to enlarge these creatures, but they will alter their cells and tissues at the molecular level so that they will be able to move with ease over the land. Even the blue arsed flies as big as cars will have a re-designed tissue structure that will allow them to fly. Humans don't have such technology, but a race of space faring aliens that could be thousands of years ahead of us in technology might.!

It's not what the cells or tissues do or don't do TM -its the physical architecture-for someone who claimed to work in the field of biochemistry TM you have a lamentably poor grasp of structural biology.........
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It's not what the cells or tissues do or don't do TM -its the physical architecture-for someone who claimed to work in the field of biochemistry TM you have a lamentably poor grasp of structural biology.........
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You're forgetting one thing. Not only will the aliens use genetic manipulation to enlarge these creatures, but they will alter their cells and tissues at the molecular level so that they will be able to move with ease over the land. Even the blue arsed flies as big as cars will have a re-designed tissue structure that will allow them to fly. Humans don't have such technology, but a race of space faring aliens that could be thousands of years ahead of us in technology might.!
Tm you forget one thing , how do aliens know which life form is which , so when they change life at the molecular level Humans are changed also , how do you think we got such movies as Attack of the 50ft Woman , so the ants don't have a chance as all of humanity has been modified.

Loosegoose you are right about the movie Them
What a great Syfy movie

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If aliens attack Australia they won't use conventional weapons or typical sci-fi space weapons. They will do something even more horrible. They will genetically manipulate all the nasty critters you have so that they all will be giagantic in size and just as lethal. Giant 30 foot tall ants, 200 foot long salt -water crocodiles, 50 foot venomous spiders, 30 foot poisonous lizards, and blue assed flies as big as cars. Even the quokkas will be as big as elephants and run amok on Rottnest Island stomping everything in their path, crushing tourists and locals alike!. It will take the combined military forces of half the world to eradicate them. And you still have to contend with the aliens too!
You mean like MARS ATTACKS!!!!!
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Tm you forget one thing , how do aliens know which life form is which , so when they change life at the molecular level Humans are changed also , how do you think we got such movies as Attack of the 50ft Woman , so the ants don't have a chance as all of humanity has been modified.

Loosegoose you are right about the movie Them
What a great Syfy movie

An alien I think would be able to distinguish humans from the rest of the animal world. Upon observing us they would realize we were the dominant life form and that we are intelligent and self-aware, and that all the other animals are lower life forms. Well enough of this. Unlike many scientists I don't believe that intelligent life is common in the universe. Our galaxy( the Milky Way ) has 200 billion stars. Out of those there may be only a few million that have any kind of life, and of those there may only be a hndful of intelligent species, and they will not look anything like us. There are many people who are convinced that they were abducted by aliens. I don't think so. I don't think our planet has ever been visitied. Why would it. Our Sun (Sol) is just an ordinary yellow sun like billions of others, and unlike in sci-fi t.v. shows and movies the speed of light cannot be broken and there is no such thing as hyperdrive or hyperspace or subspace, so any intelligent race that had a spaceship that was able to approach the speed of light would take thousands of years to get to Earth.
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