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Old 07-12-2017, 03:05 AM   #261
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Now it`s nothing personal
Only I find Adele about as sincere as your average career politician , even more of a drama queen than my own sister and bloody infuriating in every possible regard
So being forced (Unless I`d shut the window and shoved kebab skewers into my ears) to listen to Skyfall has left me suffering , a smidgen of a whimsy

In fact getting so desperate am contemplating YouTube`ing Ice Ice Baby
I don't know why but by the way you talk about your sister, I have know problem picturing Adele as your sister, any resemblance? Does your sister sing just as badly as Adele.
When I picture a woman singing pop music , there is nothing perfect about her voice as she is there for eye candy for us guys
And Adele is not eye candy
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Old 07-12-2017, 11:21 AM   #262
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I don't know why but by the way you talk about your sister, I have know problem picturing Adele as your sister, any resemblance? Does your sister sing just as badly as Adele. When I picture a woman singing pop music , there is nothing perfect about her voice as she is there for eye candy for us guys
And Adele is not eye candy
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The Sinister Sister does everything perfectly and knows better than everybody else.
According to her
Nope no resemblance to dear Ayelle. I suppose she looks like Kate Winslet . Intends to remain looking that way for as long as inhumanly possible as well.
Hey I didn't say the SS wasn't outwardly attractive.
Just said she`s a bitch is all
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Old 07-12-2017, 04:36 PM   #263
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So being forced (Unless I`d shut the window and shoved kebab skewers into my ears) to listen to Skyfall
IMHO "Skyfall" is a very dull effort. Basically the same cycle of (not very wide-ranging) four chords punctuated by the three rising chords of the main Bond theme. No real change of pace or dynamic, no contrasting middle eight to give it any kick. 4/10.
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I probably contributed to this situation, but there is a song called "Hot N' Heavy" by the hair metal / hard rock band Rough Cutt that is stuck in my head now.

"Did you think for a moment / I might just want to be me?"

As I looked at VEF this morning, this song lyric just kept repeating over and over in my head.

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IMHO "Skyfall" is a very dull effort. Basically the same cycle of (not very wide-ranging) four chords punctuated by the three rising chords of the main Bond theme. No real change of pace or dynamic, no contrasting middle eight to give it any kick. 4/10.
I see the bellowing bint is being drafted in to hurl her vocals at the next (Whenever it happens) Bond movie ,theme. Supposedly she and he (Old Craig chops) are considered the dynamite duo who made Sky(Zzzz) Fall the success it was
Proof positive if it was needed that Hollywood doesn't know what in the cheesy cock it`s doing.
Can't say I`m wetting myself in anticipation for another Bond with Craig..
Especially as he acted like he was on horse tranquilises in Spectre
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Old 07-12-2017, 05:44 PM   #266
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Although the singer is (to my poor mind) channelling Chris Cornell (RIP)
the lyric content is something I can relate to.

I was offered 485k for my place today, roughly half it's value
The neighbour offered 600 and told me I could live here rent free...

not that i'd care to ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI4CYQLQsR0

(this is a petulant frenzy)
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Old 07-14-2017, 05:56 PM   #267
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Big Grin Ugggh everything had sort of been going so well-ish today too-ish

Damn that specific (It`s the same number plate) Taxi driver

Groove Is In The Heart

Damn him to the sixty ninth level of hell
Him and the always different yet always facking annoying catch-tune-manity music he likes
Huh
What do you mean I have a tendency to majorly overreact
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Popped into my head this morning whilst making breakfast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-hY-hlhBg
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Big Grin I`m beginning to suspect that taxi driver is a rival forum member who checks this thread , figured out he`s driving me even crazier that usual and is doing this deliberately , the bastard bugger !

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No real reason to quote this, just thought it was funny

Don't hate me for this, it WILL stick in your head (evil laughter AHhahahahaha)

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