Wank Club!

[profvolup]

Originally Posted by Baranovich

What I think could be a potential problem would be if a post with that many pictures was also accompanied by an equal amount of text, which would require drastic scrolling down the page to find other member's posts in between.

That's what concerns me too, being a member that, in many posts, goes on quite at length.

Originally Posted by Baranovich

Here's on of my lengthiest posts ...
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...postcount=6847

I love reading stuff like this, even more so than writing. But I fully admit I'm probably in the small minority. So ...

Originally Posted by Baranovich

Personally, I love both kinds of posts in the Wank Club. Those that are simply short and direct, "here's what just got me off" followed by 20 or 30 pictures. Or the brilliant kind of in-depth analysis that members like Caboosier and Profvolup provide that help make a connection to the pictures they post and explain why certain porn and certain types of women get them off.

I can completely understand fellow Ballers who don't want to scroll through that, among various other, picture posts.

First off, VEF's Wank Club is one of the few boards where I haven't been scorned for doing it, and a small subset of you Ballers even hit me up in PM to thank me for a story that moved you. But I don't want fellow Ballers just 'tolerating' me if they really don't like it taking up their scrollbar.

Secondly, VEF also doesn't seem to have a 'folding' BBcode plug-in either. If it did, then I could leverage that and 'hide' portions of the text. That would address it best. But since it does not (let me know if it does), I have to understand the concern.

Lastly, VEF does not want us linking to other avenues, so I cannot just post a link to 'the rest of the story' on another site. Which brings me to ...

I've thought about starting a new thread called "Wank Club - Erotica Story Edition (w/Pictures)," but we'd have to get mod buy-in to do so. I don't want to start it for it to get deleted a few weeks in.

If people are interested in that, then let me know. Especially those people who haven't complained about my posting length in the past, but are annoyed or otherwise would prefer I not post those in this thread. I'd like to make the case to the mods, so we're all on the same page, that it's both warranted and would improve this thread.

Originally Posted by Baranovich

To me, The Wank Club is way more than just a place where people on the outside looking in would judge as nothing but a "bunch of perverts jerking off together" ... I consider The Wank Club to be a philosophical club. Seriously do! I have found in all seriousness that porn provides a sexual satisfaction that often times real sex does not.

I liken this thread to an on-line "Gentlemen's Club," with bi-sexual and lebian ladies always welcome too.

My life mirrors my porn and jacking. My wife and I have rarely make love in under 15 minutes, and it's typically a 30+ minute affair -- multiple-hours when we were younger, but I just don't have that stamina any more. I now put more to words and that flair for the overly-dramatic build-up.

Originally Posted by Baranovich

What I love about SexObjex's posts is that it frees me up for a short time from having to look up anything on my own hard drive. There's a particular rush and euphoria seeing someone else's collection and then going down the line and opening random photos as I'm edging away.

Yep, as I put it ... he's always got 1-3 'blast shots' for me. I'd say his pics now account for 50% of my ejaculations (actual finishes). Which is why I want to know if most Ballers here want to see more of Wank Club remain only that type.

Because I practice the Golden Rule, I want to ensure the majority are okay with my long posts. If not, I think we may want to look at using another thread for the stories. And don't worry, I'll still re-quote just the pictures from that thread into this thread, so I'll still share here, for those that still like the ladies I normally post.


That all now said, pics of the day ...



Czech Katerina Hartlova (VEFthread) post-pregnancy with Romanian Luna Amor (VEFthread) having some titty-play fun. I've always been a major Kat lover, but Luna's hangers are so unreal here. Just 2 pics, that's all it took me to nut.

[profvolup]

Originally Posted by SexObjex

Of course Playboy's Miss November 1986, and Playmate of the Year 1987 Donna Edmondson was a realtor when she posed for the magazine ...
Here are some less familiar nudes of one of Playboy's greatest big-boob pussy goddesses.
...

Originally Posted by caboosier

I originally thought Ms. Edmondson was a little too perky and suburban but I kept returning to her pictorials as a guilty pleasure. Now I consider her one of the great "session" Playmates and any photo of her is worth collecting. The moment I spied that familiar blue-mauve suit I couldn't wait to unzip and dip into my own files.
Here are a few spreads I've composed for my own model directory:
...

Sheer bliss. That bra is one of the best ever worn by a Playmate.

Right: deadly lips and her breasts spilling out. Left: an excellent view of her bum.

That hair, those lips, those legs, those tits!
That pink satin "dress" is justifiably renowned among Playmate aficionados. I hope you enjoy this rare peek at Donna's pussy lips as much as I am right now.

Donna Edmundson (VEFthread) not only has her own picture thread, but also her own discusson thread (VEFthread). And that does not surprise me.

As the first, self-proclaimed virgin Playmate, she was well-timed with the Messe Report of the Reagan administration. She was also very well with the series of Hustler Magazine lawsuits. It may seem awhile ago now, but many of these debates still remain. The focus has just changed from yesteryears 'visual indecency' and 'morals' to today's 'visual assault' and 'respect,' which is a discussion for another thread.

As some know, I was actually a 'late bloomer' to even just Playboy, much less hardcore pornography. I had several girlfriends, been to 3rd base, but held back from intercourse. I actually didn't discover my deep and continuing lust for '80s D+ cup, curvy, brunette playmates until after 1989 December's Petra Verkiak (no VEFthread, banned).

After that, I was all over every '80s D+ cup, curvy, brunette Playmate back to the very first, 1980 January Gig Gangel (VEFthread), settling on '81 as my favorite year which started with 1981 January Karen Price (VEFthread) and ended with 1981 December Patricia Farinelli (VEFthread). Even though it was well before the web, UseNet let me learn all the names, and track down the pictures, all at 640x480 at 9600baud and, shortly thereafter, 800x600 and 9600baud.

Still being an athletic teenager, accessing real-life C+ cup racks weren't difficult to acquire, especially as I went thicker in form. But I quickly discovered I wasn't about breasts, but curves, thin or thick. I quickly discovered I prefer thicker women in the sack, although thinner women still looked good, and a few were extreme enough for me to lust for just as much as wider. But I still stayed away from intercourse, not wanting to chance anything.

Which was quite the 'added experience' when I reached late '86, and Donna Edmundson, the self-proclaimed virgin.

I never gave into peer pressure in my life. And my intercourse virginity was mine to lose when I wanted (although I kinda didn't have a choice, long story). So when I heard Donna claiming hers, I was moved. Today, in the social media generation, people debate if she really was. Frankly, I could care less.

It really wasn't about her being a virgin, but about her proclaiming she was.

Maybe it's because I'm an oddball, but the more a woman is away from the norm, the more she turns me on. Be different. It wasn't even about the fantasy of having her as a virgin, quite the opposite. I never wanted a virgin wife. If she was, great. If not, so be it. I wasn't worried about a woman possibly having a 'better sexual experience' with someone else prior than me.

Because if that was something I was worried about in my relationship or marriage, then I was missing the point.

I guess that always explains why I don't covet anyone else's ladies. It's not about lust, it's about expectation. It's about falling into the mistake of deciding who is deserving or not. I don't play those games in my mind. To me, I don't see things spiritually like others. My covenant is quite different from what people preach. I see life as about conquering both one's own contentment as much as fear. And I see the contentment other women have in their men, and don't wish myself in that position, it seems out-of-balance.

Maybe that's why I'm so satisfied in my life, and never take anything for granted, even when our relationship has been at its lowest points.

Now back when I discovered Ms. Edmondson, I still hadn't ever penetrated a woman, much less different positions like controlling doggie, controlled (by her) cowgirl or the very relaxing spoon. I really didn't have much to reflect upon, either real-life experience, or watching hardcore, to understand my desires like I do today. I really didn't know what 'becoming one' with a woman meant, not at all.

And maybe that's for the best.

Because, today, in these shots from the side, her front and rear quarters, seeing that perfect hourglass, that bent S-curve of a body, that nice 'ramp' of an ass down from her waist, and everything else ...



I think, again today, of slamming my pelvis into her, unable to control myself with that curvature. But that neither fit my first lover who mounted me cowgirl, bareback (and I lost it ... quick!), nor my wife over even our early years of marriage (and she was hardly a virgin). So I don't think it would fit a virgin like Ms. Edmondson either.

I guess that's why, before my latter lusts as an intercourse experienced gentleman, I was all over her direct rear and frontal shots, including her centerfold.



Just that hourglass. So perfect. So unlike so many women I saw on TV, in movies, in advertisements. I dated several women with better figures than celebrities, and Ms. Edmondson was just that ... to an extreme!




I guess that's why my early years, especially my first 5 years, right up to marriage, were me just jacking away, not even really thinking about the sex. I was so overloaded with curvature in that first, half-decade of nudity, softcore and, eventually and finally, very late (yes, virtually my 20s) hardcore, that I didn't need to visualize much.

Those select, brunette Playmates were causing me to spew ropes rather quickly, and multiple times per day, sometimes multiple times in the same hour.

Of course, as I became exposed to intercourse, and especially more than once a day with my wife into our 2nd and 3rd years of marriage, that changed. And my wife going from a top heavy apple to having her hips come out mid 20s also changed things as well. I think the 'demarcation line' was about 500 sessions of intercourse. At that point, I think the 'slamming into her' finally came into play.

We also started trying for a child at that point, so it was bareback, all-the-way, no-holds-barred.



Sitting up missionary, pressing her into the couch, the chair, the floor, sometimes shifting her legs around to go into her at an angle, it was all aggression. I didn't care for it, but my wife loved it, and begged for more of it. We came up with the 'pinch' so she could tell me if it was too much, without having to worry for me to 'hear' her. It was an 'instant notification.'



I guess that's why every one of these Playmate takes me back to my wife, and our early marriage. Takes me from my pre-intercourse innocence, and right through it. It still doesn't explain why I love all the other aspects of the '80s.

I still love hair, thick bush (although I did learn to eat it without gagging), although it does explain why I quickly changed to fantasizing it matted up in cum. And I still love the, now very cliché and not-so-beloved stereotype, socking and garter lingerie in front of the warm fireplace, although it does explain why I still love to fuck in the cold in front of a warm fireplace that is lighting up her curves in such.

Donna won't be my favorite brunette Playmate any time soon. But today, I do have to imagine if I had started with her, a virgin wife, and had taken her through all the phases of my own marriage with my wife, I think I'd be just as satisfied. I don't think of it as any more or less satisfied. And I've never had a girlfriend as a trophy, even if some of my friends would say so about one, then complain about another.

I guess Donna is just that woman that represents everything I lust for, yet don't feel the need to wish I was her husband, and not some 'lucky guy.' He's just the right guy for her, and I hope he is slamming himself into her, and enjoying himself. Like all of us should, finding extreme contentment in every day ... and every slam.

[andix]

Great wank over panties seen through clothes today Mmmmm

[Girlfan]

Long, slow build-up, then a frantic finish over these girls:



Thanks if appropriate to the OPs!

[profvolup]

Originally Posted by Girlfan

Long, slow build-up, then a frantic finish over these girls:

Thanks if appropriate to the OPs!

The name escapes me ... but the batter still flew.

I'm trying to return the favor and, as typical, I'm just going to have to cheat using the superior content references of our thread's Super-Ballers. I'll quote our retro-magazine mega-master [COLOR=#003A4E !important]caboosier[/COLOR] and his answer to the junejune 'Wank Club One Shot Cum Challenge' ...

Originally Posted by caboosier

I wasn't going to take this challenge as taste in porn is so subjective. But I couldn't resist rifling through my porn files in a hunt for my top "go to" photos.
But then I remembered a lady who frequently pops up in threads as many members' favourite Playmate and she is Karen Elaina Price. There is even a discussion thread about her.
I've enjoyed every photograph of her. I only wish that there were many more. I've been reviewing her thread (with a very appreciative penis) and I counted at least nine different pics of Karen that I've ejaculated over (and not just once).
It was hard to choose just one, but the above pose may be my most frequented go-to pose of Karen's.

Especially since I mentioned Ms. Price by name in my most recent thread on Donna Edmundson.

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Originally Posted by profvolup

After that, I was all over every '80s D+ cup, curvy, brunette Playmate back to the very first, 1980 January Gig Gangel (VEFthread), settling on '81 as my favorite year which started with 1981 January Karen Price (VEFthread) and ended with 1981 December Patricia Farinelli (VEFthread). Even though it was well before the web, UseNet let me learn all the names, and track down the pictures, all at 640x480 at 9600baud and, shortly thereafter, 800x600 and 9600baud.

For me, there's no place like home, deep inside an '80s D+ cup, hourglass, brunette Playmate.

So for you Ballers that need more than one pic, I'll refer back to my post from nearly 2 years ago, on my 41st birthday ...

• http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...postcount=6471

And don't thank me for it if it gets you going ... it was Ballers brickie (who I wish posted more) giving us 5 more to add to Ms. Price for a full, 6-pack.

Originally Posted by brickie

My cock is hard and I'm stroking it to some of my favorite big breasted babes. I started off with Cathy Larmouth. She's got a great body, nice big boobs and a furry bush. ... (removed 3 pics)
Next I think I'll masturbate to Marina Baker. Her big British breasts are always good masturbation inspiration, and tonight she's really got me hard and horny. ... ... (removed 4 pics)
Patti Farinelli's got massive breasts, and tonight she's giving me a massive boner, that I have to stroke looking at her tremendous tits. ... ... (removed 4 pics)
After jerking to Patti, I think Charlotte Kemp will have to be next. Her body is stunning, and Charlotte's got my cock throbbing and the precum is flowing now. ... ... (removed 4 pics)
I'm going to have to cum soon, and I think Justine Greiner will ne a good way to end this masturbation session. ... ... (removed 4 pics)
I can't hold off much longer, and if there is one picture to put me over the edge, this one of Justine is it. It may not show her boobs, but what it does show couldn't be any hotter, and always causes me to explode.

Among other pictures in the thread.

Of course, it's always a loss'n toss to my personal krptonite, Patti.



Meeting up with Patti in the study, and pumping through that thick bush and leaving it matted up and dripping is pretty much how I want to live my wife (and life).

And if you're still not satisfied with those links and selections, try this post by brickie, with more brunettes, before you move on.

• http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...postcount=5275

As well as ...

Originally Posted by brickie

Having a 40 plus wank, and I'm not referring to their age. These breasts always get me hard, but its not just their breasts that I like to jerk to, they have another side, and the bottoms are just as wank worthy as the top, not to mention the bushes in between.
... its time for another hot blonde, Kimberly McArthur,

...

I totally understand if brunettes are not everything, and you need someone like Ms. McArthur to finish you off. 'Til next time, my fellow Ballers.

[caboosier]

Originally Posted by profvolup

...I was all over every '80s D+ cup, curvy, brunette Playmate back to the very first, 1980 January Gig Gangel (VEFthread), settling on '81 as my favorite year which started with 1981 January Karen Price (VEFthread) and ended with 1981 December Patricia Farinelli (VEFthread). Even though it was well before the web, UseNet let me learn all the names, and track down the pictures, all at 640x480 at 9600baud and, shortly thereafter, 800x600 and 9600baud.

These are certainly three of the titans in my pornographic pantheon.
If you search on Karen Price in Vintage Erotica Forums
you'll quickly discover that she is one of the top goddesses
of vintage stroke magazines.

But today, I'm revisiting the glorious Gig Gangel
whose unbridled bustiness is only two of her charms.


She is marvelous in everything from denim cutoffs to
mesh bodystocking - an item of apparel that I had
never seen before.


Obviously, being Caboosier,


I was instantly enamoured
with her brawny buttocks,
which encourage hitherto


uncontemplated
scenarios...


Gig, in this lingerie, with its unique
colour, in various states of undress,
makes for one of my favourite
Playboy sets of the era. So much so


that I felt I should go ahead and
make fresh scans of these last
three pages. Left, her garters
and stance really draw your
attention to her pussy, while
the pose captured on the right
presents her breasts to best
effect. I love her sultry gaze,
her full lips and the way her
hair falls making it my first
choice when it's time to cum.


This spread from Pocket
Playmates seems to make
an indisputable case for
curvaceous supremacy.

My previous Wank Club posts:
Gig Gangel: embarrassment of riches
Patricia Farinelli: a classic shoot
Karen Price: edging over curves
Karen Price: fan favourite
Karen Price: one shot cum challenge

[BigOnes]

The best kind of wank is in the good company of proper classic 70s and 80s magazine birds with big tits and a proper hairy blitt.

[SexObjex]

Miss March 1987 Marina Baker is a longtime stroking favorite. Playboy's Playmate Review of 1988 was a treasured, dog-eared porn mag. Over the summers, I would take it and a blanket to the roof of my home when my parents were gone and release my aching teenage balls to Marina's glorious big boobs and heavenly pussy bush.

I was later told by someone that my activities up there did not go unnoticed. That led to some very exciting encounters, not sure I can talk about them here though.

[profvolup]

We might need to start a new thread. It seems new posts are getting deleted.

[the_knicker_inspector]

Originally Posted by caboosier

And what would that thread be called?
Meditations on Iconic Wank Dolls?
Peelers Who Changed My Life?
Free Association Masturbation?

Female Appreciation Practitioners?
Gentlemen's Entertainment Club?
Idle Thoughts on Self-Indulgement? (Jerome K Jerome dedicated his book of essays "Idle Thoughts Of An Idle Fellow" to "the companion of my idle hours . . . my pipe".