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May 18th, 2017, 02:54 PM | #12271 |
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That's because your Easter is in Spring. Easter in NZ is in Autumn so the lambs are older by then.
But, farmers & agro-industrial interests are probably working right now on finding ways to make "lambs" appear year-round... perhaps out of a test-tube? They've already found ways to make "beef" meat for burgers in a laboratory. |
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May 18th, 2017, 08:44 PM | #12275 |
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And back to the jokes...hopefully
As we are both getting on a bit my wife said we should start thinking about our funerals. To be fair, I've been thinking about hers for about forty years. |
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My local caff has started selling Oasis soup.
You get a roll with it. |
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Err If it's used anally it can become choc mint
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