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July 25th, 2017, 11:59 AM	#2391
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,610 Times in 60,391 Posts	4136 Oh, you'd like a bit of class, sure Ma'am, it would please myself greatly and hopefully yourself also if you'd allow me the honour and privilege of urinating all over your head __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 25th, 2017, 05:22 PM	#2392
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	4137 ~ Now I`m not saying you`re a whimsy dry dear, only the Sahara called and asked you to stop overshadowing it __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 26th, 2017, 11:15 AM	#2393
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,765 Times in 36,682 Posts	4138: So, you're trying to make me angry and jealous telling me that you've sucked off my father and my brother. Well hold on to your hat bitch ... guess whose baby your mother is carrying! __________________

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July 26th, 2017, 01:38 PM	#2394
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	4139 I know I asked you to tell me about your past lovers, but you've not shut up since and I asked last Thursday! __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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July 26th, 2017, 03:02 PM	#2395
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,610 Times in 60,391 Posts	4140 No, it's a skillet not a sex toy and since ya wanted to use it might as well make me some bacon and eggs __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 26th, 2017, 03:29 PM	#2396
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,213 Times in 15,753 Posts	4141 ""BOOOORRRN IN THE USSAAA!!" "Wait, don't pull out, it was just a joke. I know you are from Mexico"

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July 26th, 2017, 03:36 PM	#2397
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	4142 ~ Heheheh tag you`re it __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 27th, 2017, 07:43 AM	#2398
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,213 Times in 15,753 Posts	4143 Hang on. I just got to make a twitter update Last edited by ball7; July 27th, 2017 at 02:41 PM..

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July 31st, 2017, 10:01 AM	#2399
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,610 Times in 60,391 Posts	4144 You want me to take Viagra I was thinking Valium __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 31st, 2017, 10:15 AM	#2400
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,765 Times in 36,682 Posts	4145 I think you should stick around when your mother gets here and take a lesson on how to give a good blow job. __________________

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