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May 30th, 2014, 04:14 PM | #1321 |
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1256. Certainly I fantasize when doing you sweetheart ... every time I look at the naked pic of your mother I place on your back when doing you from behind!
(So don't move around too much you'll make it fall off)
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May 30th, 2014, 05:53 PM | #1322 |
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"No, of course not! I don't mind giving up an evening … I played with my train set last night."
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May 31st, 2014, 01:47 AM | #1323 |
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Damn girl, your pussy feels just like your mothers.
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May 31st, 2014, 06:59 AM | #1324 |
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1259: I'm glad you shaved your pussy but do you think you could do something about your arse hair dread locks?
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June 3rd, 2014, 12:40 AM | #1325 |
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Up to now I've always relied on my personality when it comes to birth control ...
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June 3rd, 2014, 06:31 AM | #1326 |
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1261. Let's make this fast, I've got the taxi waiting for me and the meter is running!
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June 3rd, 2014, 02:34 PM | #1327 |
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1262: ...anyway, I shagged her arse off whilst doing the "reach around" and that's the story of how I lost my tranny virginity.
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June 4th, 2014, 03:29 PM | #1328 |
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1263: Now that your husband has won the million dollar lotto do you think he will leave you? Ah, you didn't know and he is still on an extended "business" trip...
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1259B "Thank you soooo much for shaving your pussy.. But if I'm honest, it's your upper lip that needed a visit by 'Mister Razor' a bit worse that there.." - - -
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June 4th, 2014, 11:01 PM | #1330 |
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1259c. ... and while you're at it could you please drag it over your tits too!
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