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April 23rd, 2023, 02:30 AM | #1 |
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Thread Starter I was watching a film last night - Dreamland with Margot Robbie and yes it’s as dull as ditch water and yes there is a nude scene and Margot displays her breasts and it reminded me of an old Two Ronnies sketch when they are down in the allotments - Ronnie Barker says to Ronnie Corbett “I am think of getting my wife one of them bra things but I don’t know what size she is” Corbett: “Is she a grapefruit?” Barker: “No she’s not a grapefruit” Corbett: “Is she an orange?’ Barker: “no she’s not an orange” Corbett: “Is she an egg” Barker” “Yeah she’s an egg …. Fried” And I thought how many lovely ladies out there were behind the door when the tit fairy came knocking. I mate of mine some years ago paid me the highest compliment I think I have ever received when he said David you are not shallow – you are sand – you can guess what we were discussing but I have always liked the shape that a set of breasts conveys in women’s clothing – I am not talking about Wendy Whoppers or Kitten or similar types that look like they have a pair of basketballs hidden in there – just a nice C Cup would be sufficient like my favourite Kyla. Anyway this thread is dedicated to those women like Margot and my all time favourite in this category Charlize who could have been the inspiration for the Little Johnny joke many years ago – Charlize is a primary school teacher and Little Johnny puts up his hand and says “Miss can I go and have a piss?” and Charlize responds with “The word is urinate – if you can use the word urinate in a sentence you can go to the toilet”. Little Johnny thinks for half a minute and raises his hand and Charlize says “Yes Little Johnny” and Little Johnny replies “Miss, you are an 8, if you had bigger tits you would be a ten” and proceeds to walk out to the toilet leaving Charlize a bit hot and bothered. There’s quite a few others mostly actresses that I have thought of in this way - all nice looking women just missing that something to COMPLETE the package. But enough of my ramblings - over to you. |
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