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Old April 19th, 2018, 08:50 AM   #12921
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1: Ketchup was sold in the 1800s as medicine
2. Bullfrogs do not sleep
3. Snails have 14,000 teeth
4.If potatoes were 99% water and 1% potato, removing 1% water from 100 lb's of potatoes would leave 50 lb's of potatoes left.
5. Egg farts. very rarely contain eggs
6. Football has been illegal at various times. During the Hundred Years' War between England and France, Edward III, Richard II, Henry IV and Henry V all thought the game stopped their subjects practising archery and issued laws to suppress it.
7. Kangaroos cannot fart
8. The name Jessica was created by Shakespeare in the play Merchant of Venice.
9. Wallmart sells more bananas than any other item in their entire stock.
10. The Romans used to buy bottled Portuguese urine to purge bacteria from the mouth.
11. Potato crisps were invented by a Mr Crumm
12. Violet Jessop was on board three doomed ships (Titanic, Olympic & Britannic) when disaster struck them.She survived all three accidents.
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Old April 19th, 2018, 03:11 PM   #12922
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1: Ketchup was sold in the 1800s as medicine
2. Bullfrogs do not sleep
3. Snails have 14,000 teeth
4.If potatoes were 99% water and 1% potato, removing 1% water from 100 lb's of potatoes would leave 50 lb's of potatoes left.
5. Egg farts. very rarely contain eggs
6. Football has been illegal at various times. During the Hundred Years' War between England and France, Edward III, Richard II, Henry IV and Henry V all thought the game stopped their subjects practising archery and issued laws to suppress it.
7. Kangaroos cannot fart
8. The name Jessica was created by Shakespeare in the play Merchant of Venice.
9. Wallmart sells more bananas than any other item in their entire stock.
10. The Romans used to buy bottled Portuguese urine to purge bacteria from the mouth.
11. Potato crisps were invented by a Mr Crumm
12. Violet Jessop was on board three doomed ships (Titanic, Olympic & Britannic) when disaster struck them.She survived all three accidents.
13. In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead — he suffered a heart attack mid-race, but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20–1 outsider victory.



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Old April 19th, 2018, 03:19 PM   #12923
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Old April 19th, 2018, 03:21 PM   #12924
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Old April 19th, 2018, 03:32 PM   #12926
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