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^ Think this falls under section one. Dingleberries. It's infrequent, but it happens. Makes me wanna toss my cookies!
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A few that come to mind -
- Women who finish the guy off with a handjob and immediately stop pumping the minute he starts shooting. - Dirty soles - Guys from the 70s who were extremely hairy. Just nasty! - Excessive eye make-up - Too much clothing left on during the act. Which leads to... - Pulling the bra or panties aside. Just take those suckers off!
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- too much plot
- want to see the dude as little as possible, if at all - failure to emulate Alex de Renzy |
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1. Toys/fake shit. Whether it's bondage accessories, or weirdo shoes, or whatever else they might dream up, sex should be performed between naked people. No jewelry, painted nails, tattoos, or anything else...just natural skin.
2. Lesbian/gay shit. Nothing against gays and lesbians, but I don't want to see them doing it. Gross! 3. "Name-calling." Nothing shrinks my dick faster than hearing them talk about the woman being a "whore," or something similar. Just shut up and fuck! 4. Shaved vaginas. I'm not a pedophile - I like the hairy aspect of adult women. 5. Too much noise! I hate it when the woman is wailing away...again, I don't like fake stuff. 6. Gross things. Like some of what you guys have mentioned already. lol |
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Ruining the scene
Anything in which women are treated badly.
1)What in vintage porn was "yeah suck it baby!" has become "yeah, suck it bitch!" Ugh. 2) Ass slapping. Once I saw scene with a pale redhead the guy slapped her ass so much it was as red as her hair by the end of the scene. 3) Forced fellatio/ gagging. As for the models: 1) Totally shaved pussy. 2) Piercings anywhere other than ears and navel, especially the labia/ clit. 3) Tattoos
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1. Hate the almost universally "European" phenomenon of the guy remaining fully clothed with just his cock almost perfectly outside his fly. I mean, this is a weird thing that I almost never see in American porn. The guys get naked when they have sex kind of like how I do too. Do guys in Europe have sex like this all the time?
2. Hate tattoos and excessive piercings and obviously fake boobs. This seems to be an American porn phenomenon. 3. Anything gonzo. Easy, stop watching regular porn and just watch solo girl masturbation or lesbian porn. Problem solved. Regular hetero porn you're going to see the guy...which is kind of the point. |
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An open running sore on a dude's john thomas. Saw it in a feature porno movie circa 1980, do not need to see it again.
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BBW girls or any girls with big features who play with her big blubber twins and almost instantly reveal a bottle of massage lotion and oil them up!! I don't like to see girls when they're messy..it has been some turn on for men since as long as I can rememeber, because even in the eighties and nineties, models cover their bodies up with soap, cream, paint and even cow milk!! I don't know why, are there actually guys who get turned on by this?? It kills my mood really.. if after a second or 10 the girl starts making herself messy, then it's over. I am no longer watching. Compare it to saliva..nobody likes to see that.
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of course not, that is just silly stereotypical porn from eastern europe, poland, czech republic and hungary. Just look at their faces, you can tell they are not french, british or scandinavian.
while we are on the subject, I hate it when a female enters the action with just a micro bikini and the male performer is fully clothed with shoes on, pants, shirt, a tie. Then the female sloooooooooooooooowwwwly unbuttons the guy's pants (or even worse, starts stroking his cock for minutes while he has still his pants on -who wants to see that??-), and opens his belt like she is too clumsy to do it, and under his pants are boxers the size of a beach towel.. seriously, who wears another pair of pants under a pair of pants? Okay, so a girl stripping down is virtually banned from all the modern porn, but what I do have to see on and on, constantly, in a billion porn flicks are guys who have to get undressed. That is the last thing I want to see. Girls should strip down (preferably from normal clothes like boots, jeans,blouses and NOT stripper gear) and men should enter the scene naked or at least wear something that can be removed very quickly. The last thing I want to see is a man who has to be undressed slowly, aarrghgh. Last edited by skorupa; July 19th, 2011 at 09:29 AM.. |
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