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Old October 10th, 2016, 09:06 PM   #8601
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Smile This & That ~ Key West Edition

This time tomorrow I'll be on to who knows how many drinks at the start of 10 days in Key West. God help me.





Here's some jackass who runs around intoxicated pointing at random shit. You may recognize this sorry sack from the forum.





The same intoxicated soul 600 feet in the air parasailing.





Favorite bars?

The Green Parrot is number one in my book for live shows and cold beer.





For watching the action on Duval Street you can't beat the view from the balcony at The Bull & Whistle.




A few of my other favorite places to imbibe.





Places to eat? Louie's Backyard is tops.






Blue Heaven is right there as well.





Check out the Key Lime Pie. Baked fresh on premises daily. Awesome.





Harpoon Harry's. Best Bloody Mary and seafood omelette on the island.







2 Cents. Great Happy Hour with free bacon! Scottish Eggs? So f'n good!








South Beach. Beautiful sunrise over the Atlantic. Then breakfast with a great view at The Southernmost Beach Cafe.






On the other end of Duval is the sunset over the Gulf Of Mexico and Sunset Celebration at Mallory Square. Jugglers, musicians, acrobats and escape artists. Trained cats. Bag pipe players and an evangelist. Welcome to Key Weird and a breathtaking sunset.





Maybe you'd like to try fishing from the 7 Mile Bridge with a local girl?








There's Mr. Chapman who pedals up and down Duval at night playing some serious Motown funk.





Wild life? Iguanas everywhere...





Chickens too although not everyone enjoys the crowing at 3 AM...





How about 6 toed cats at Hemingways House on Whitehead Street?








See you in about ten days.
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Old October 15th, 2016, 08:18 AM   #8602
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Old October 17th, 2016, 11:04 PM   #8606
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I didn't want to wait until my next 'semi-bi-monthly' post in this thread to get this out there. Imagine being a senator for 'Ogalala', 'Salt Lake', or 'Shiprock'... I can see where some of the new state names came from, but some of them, I just don't know. How does Los Angeles get a state name, but not places like San Francisco or San Diego?
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Old October 20th, 2016, 03:19 PM   #8608
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I didn't want to wait until my next 'semi-bi-monthly' post in this thread to get this out there. Imagine being a senator for 'Ogalala', 'Salt Lake', or 'Shiprock'... I can see where some of the new state names came from, but some of them, I just don't know. How does Los Angeles get a state name, but not places like San Francisco or San Diego?
Elyria the capital of Firelands (pronounced fir-linds)? Boise the capital of Salt Lake, over Salt Lake City? Cheyenne the capital of Ogallala over Denver? I don't know what the person who came up with this was smoking, but pass some over here.
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