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Old 02-09-2016, 05:18 AM   #61
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Once again (Yesterday) at nine O'clock loudly grunting on his exercise bike in full gear with lights on plus curtains , window and door wide open.



Exactly.
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Unless he just enjoys creeping me out
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In Saudi Arabia (or india because of the youtube link) a police caught on video in the desert a witch with black hair and dressed in white, i'll never really know if it's real but the video sure scared the weenie peenie out of me. The cop gets spooked by the way the witch is coming toward him so like a chicken he drives away scared to death.

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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

This was a scary book and the 2 more books that followed. I used to read these books back when i was little. I have the More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark and Scary Stories 3 More Tales to Chill Your Bones. But what i liked more about the books was that the pictures were very creepy.

a couple of pictures from the books
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