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Old 02-07-2016, 08:25 AM   #51
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The nakedness of woman is the work of God-William Blake

It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site.
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Author Donna Tartt



I've read a couple of her novels. She's good, and quite beautiful looking, but for some reason, I find her eerie. Like she's looking through me.
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Old 02-08-2016, 05:35 AM   #54
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So, one of the great criticisms of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory concerns one of the scenes in the film where Mr. Wonka is in a boat taking his guests for a joy ride that was thought to be way too creepy.



Personally, I liked this scene. Especially since when I go to a theme park and have to wait like 45 minutes for a ride that lasts 30 seconds!

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Yeah Jake GD one too

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I was trying to avoid going down this road



But I just ... couldn't ... help ... myself!

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