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February 24th, 2018, 05:35 PM | #1281 |
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Paralyzed guy in a wheelchair goes to Lourdes in France to take the healing holy waters in search of a miraculous cure.
The other pilgrims gently lower him into the water, when they pull him back out he has a brand new set of tyres. |
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February 24th, 2018, 05:52 PM | #1282 |
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In the years to come many twisted and sick jokes will be told, but none beats the original one.
The creator of this particular joke was God and joke was: The creation of the woman |
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February 24th, 2018, 06:57 PM | #1283 |
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And here I though the creator was man and the joke was the the creation of God. But that's for the Atheist: are you one? thread
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February 25th, 2018, 09:14 AM | #1284 |
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What's got more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him
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February 25th, 2018, 12:35 PM | #1285 |
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February 25th, 2018, 01:33 PM | #1286 |
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February 25th, 2018, 05:27 PM | #1287 |
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February 26th, 2018, 09:51 AM | #1288 |
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What`s the difference between a Muslim child and a watermelon ? ,
One's fun to repeatedly hit with a claw hammer and the other`s a watermelon.
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February 27th, 2018, 09:20 AM | #1290 |
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This kid says to his Mum
"Mum, Muuuuummmmmmmm, can I lick the bowl out?" Mum replies "No son, press flush like everybody else does"
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