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MaxJoker · October 3rd, 2016, 04:59 PM

What are there far too many of in the Greek Navy ?,

Rear Admirals

What do you call the one millionth abortion clinic in Turkey ? ,

Too little too late

What's delaying the Polish space program ?,

Personal hygiene plus the invention of fire
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**SanteeFats** · October 3rd, 2016, 05:10 PM

**Sirch** · October 3rd, 2016, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

That's highly offensive. And highly hilarious. I'm conflicted!

**seany65** · October 3rd, 2016, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

What did God say when He made the first white man?

"Damn, I undercooked this one."

**tygrkhat40** · October 4th, 2016, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

Quote:

Originally Posted by seany65

What did God say when He made the first white man?

"Damn, I undercooked this one."

IIRC, the Roma's story of the origin of man was that God baked the first men in an oven. The first was overdone, the origin of the black race. The second was underdone, the origin of the white race. The last was cooked right, the origin of the red race, the progenitors of the Roma.

**@llatse@** · October 5th, 2016, 12:50 PM

After so many years together I've split from the wife.....as she started crying I said "Hey you'll always be my sister"..........I told her I've found a younger woman.....our daughter

**AmateurEmale** · October 13th, 2016, 05:35 PM

Since I ran out of Marine jokes, I'm going to have to tell a Southern joke.

Q. What does "Ku Klux Klan" stand for?

A. It's Greek for "Who cut up my good bed linens?"

And here I thought it was a conspiracy of Jewish garment manufacturers...

**Mal Hombre** · October 13th, 2016, 05:50 PM

MaxJoker · October 13th, 2016, 06:29 PM

What should Libya get for its air defense system ? ,

A refund

You can lead a Zionist to Palestinian water,

If you`re able to find a source they've not already stolen

What's the difference between a microwave and an Islamic extremist ?

A microwave doesn't blow up when the timer goes off

What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire ?

At some point the vampire will ease off being so bloodthirsty

**SanteeFats** · October 13th, 2016, 07:56 PM

What’s the difference between a British man and his girlfriend? His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.

How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake.

How are children like cellphones? If you’ve lost one and haven’t found it in a couple days, chances are it’s probably dead.

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AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Since I ran out of Marine jokes, I'm going to have to tell a Southern joke. Q. What does "Ku Klux Klan" stand for? A. It's Greek for "Who cut up my good bed linens?" And here I thought it was a conspiracy of Jewish garment manufacturers...

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