Women jokes - Page 51

MaxJoker · September 22nd, 2017, 02:53 PM

Found it dreadfully difficult unplugging my wife's life support earlier today ,

Bloody hospital had put a wardrobe in front of the wall socket.

MaxJoker · October 1st, 2017, 01:18 PM

Do you know the difference between a Pussy and a cunt ? ,

A Pussy is the furry warm thing you want kiss , caress and enter ,

While a Cunt is who it belongs to.

MaxJoker · October 2nd, 2017, 01:43 PM

I`m not saying her pussy was overly hairy,

Only it looked like somebody had stuck a hatchet into a gorillas back.

**ball7** · October 3rd, 2017, 08:01 PM

I'm here to set the record straight
about sex appeal and a woman's weight.
It's nice to be neat and look petite,
but if you wanna feel some heat, you've got to have some meat!
-Nipsey Russell

MaxJoker · November 9th, 2017, 01:57 PM

Ever since the girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life ,

Such as name, address and telephone number

**ball7** · November 9th, 2017, 04:16 PM

Do you know Sally?
Spread-em Sally?
Yep, the very same.

MaxJoker · November 15th, 2017, 01:26 PM

The wife is getting fed up with my premature ejaculation ,

She took it on the chin at first but now it just gets on her tits.

**ball7** · November 20th, 2017, 08:18 PM

Eve told Adam to eat the apple,And from that day we knew:
Listen to a woman and you bite offmore than you can chew!

I used to wish for 100 wivesLike the harem that I once saw,
But I gave it up once I realizedI'd have 100 mothers-in-law!

-Nipsey Russell

MaxJoker · November 24th, 2017, 03:24 PM

I find telling women I've been diagnosed with the big C soon convinces them to let me have a pity fuck ,

Hell no I`m not lying as Crabs begins with a C

MaxJoker · November 29th, 2017, 05:36 PM

After years of trying my wife finally perfected her 'smouldering' look this afternoon,

all it took was cremating the bitch.

September 22nd, 2017, 02:53 PM	#501
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October 1st, 2017, 01:18 PM	#502
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Do you know the difference between a Pussy and a cunt ? , A Pussy is the furry warm thing you want kiss , caress and enter , While a Cunt is who it belongs to. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 2nd, 2017, 01:43 PM	#503
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	I`m not saying her pussy was overly hairy, Only it looked like somebody had stuck a hatchet into a gorillas back. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 9th, 2017, 01:57 PM	#505
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Ever since the girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life , Such as name, address and telephone number __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 15th, 2017, 01:26 PM	#507
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	The wife is getting fed up with my premature ejaculation , She took it on the chin at first but now it just gets on her tits. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 3rd, 2017, 08:01 PM	#504
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,977 Times in 15,730 Posts	I'm here to set the record straight about sex appeal and a woman's weight. It's nice to be neat and look petite, but if you wanna feel some heat, you've got to have some meat! -Nipsey Russell

November 9th, 2017, 04:16 PM	#506
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,977 Times in 15,730 Posts	Do you know Sally? Spread-em Sally? Yep, the very same.

November 20th, 2017, 08:18 PM	#508
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,977 Times in 15,730 Posts	Eve told Adam to eat the apple,And from that day we knew: Listen to a woman and you bite offmore than you can chew! I used to wish for 100 wivesLike the harem that I once saw, But I gave it up once I realizedI'd have 100 mothers-in-law! -Nipsey Russell

November 24th, 2017, 03:24 PM	#509
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	In fact a triple C considering the doctor put Chronic Case before it I find telling women I've been diagnosed with the big C soon convinces them to let me have a pity fuck , Hell no I`m not lying as Crabs begins with a C __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 29th, 2017, 05:36 PM	#510
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	After years of trying my wife finally perfected her 'smouldering' look this afternoon, all it took was cremating the bitch. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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