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May 6th, 2012, 09:59 PM | #1591 | |
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I wish all these damn midgets weren't so short tempered. |
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May 7th, 2012, 03:48 PM | #1592 |
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Granted. When you're around, they are as horny as monkeys, and they do the same thing a monkey would do.
I wish TCO95 can get the stains off his shoes.
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May 7th, 2012, 10:31 PM | #1593 | |
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I wish for the Hulk to give the same treatment he gave Loki to anything named "Kardashian".
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May 7th, 2012, 11:14 PM | #1594 | |
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I wish to rob a bank and have the public and police cheer and applaud while I do so. |
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May 8th, 2012, 02:49 PM | #1595 | |
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The public and police cheer when you swallow the evidence. I wish I hadn't switched my sample with Rene's.
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May 8th, 2012, 08:45 PM | #1596 | |
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I wish for a free supply of Grey Goose Vodka.
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May 8th, 2012, 09:29 PM | #1597 |
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Confused genie sends you a load of grey geese drunk on vodka.....and you all move to Peckham where they regularly do peck 'em
I wish a giant poster of HH and his geese was projected onto Buckingham Palace
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May 9th, 2012, 02:10 AM | #1598 | |
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I wish to change the poster of Hugh Hefner into the real Prince "I can't believe my ears" Charles.
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May 12th, 2012, 12:24 PM | #1599 | |
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I wish I had more paycheck than month and not the other way around. |
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May 12th, 2012, 06:18 PM | #1600 | |
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I wish I was good at blue sky thinking
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