The corrupt a wish game

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted but as they elected you their leader you have to go with them.

I wish I didn't have so many late nights

Granted. Your uncanny resemblance to Adolph Hitler and a job transfer to Tel Aviv will soon reduce your number of late nights, early nights, early mornings, late afternoons, etc.

I wish all these damn midgets weren't so short tempered.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish all these damn midgets weren't so short tempered.

Granted. When you're around, they are as horny as monkeys, and they do the same thing a monkey would do.

I wish TCO95 can get the stains off his shoes.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. When you're around, they are as horny as monkeys, and they do the same thing a monkey would do.

I wish TCO95 can get the stains off his shoes.

Granted. However the only thing seems to remove the stains is Luddite's skin.

I wish for the Hulk to give the same treatment he gave Loki to anything named "Kardashian".

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. However the only thing seems to remove the stains is Luddite's skin.

I wish for the Hulk to give the same treatment he gave Loki to anything named "Kardashian".

Granted. However, other than some questionable avatars, semi-disgusting pic posts and jokes about toe-jam Sweatyhat Kardashian can't figure out what he did to deserve your wrath.

I wish to rob a bank and have the public and police cheer and applaud while I do so.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish to rob a bank and have the public and police cheer and applaud while I do so.

Granted. You rob the sperm bank that Celine Dion makes withdrawals from.
The public and police cheer when you swallow the evidence.

I wish I hadn't switched my sample with Rene's.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. You rob the sperm bank that Celine Dion makes withdrawals from.
The public and police cheer when you swallow the evidence.

I wish I hadn't switched my sample with Rene's.

Granted. Instead you switched yours with Stedman Graham. Have fun explaining that one to Oprah.

I wish for a free supply of Grey Goose Vodka.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I wish for a free supply of Grey Goose Vodka.

Confused genie sends you a load of grey geese drunk on vodka.....and you all move to Peckham where they regularly do peck 'em

I wish a giant poster of HH and his geese was projected onto Buckingham Palace

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish a giant poster of HH and his geese was projected onto Buckingham Palace

Drunk Genie has Lindsay Buckingham projectile vomiting on a poster of Hugh Hefner getting goosed.

I wish to change the poster of Hugh Hefner into the real Prince "I can't believe my ears" Charles.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Drunk Genie has Lindsay Buckingham projectile vomiting on a poster of Hugh Hefner getting goosed.

I wish to change the poster of Hugh Hefner into the real Prince "I can't believe my ears" Charles.

Granted. However, the Queen is pissed that you posted the wedding reception pictures she tried so hard to hide. Surprisingly, when you argue "Diminished Mental Capacity" in court no one disagrees and the case is dismissed.

I wish I had more paycheck than month and not the other way around.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish I had more paycheck than month and not the other way around.

Granted your paycheck is now so enourmous it spreads across 3 different time zones....its still made out for the same amount and the bank charges you thousands to store it in a giant warehouse.

I wish I was good at blue sky thinking