The corrupt a wish game

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish that my pubes would turn grey, so that the curtains would match the carpet.

Granted we can do better than that everything goes grey so it matches the whole damn house.

I wish I was instead of

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted we can do better than that everything goes grey so it matches the whole damn house.

I wish I was instead of

Granted. However, the government works very hard to make people and find your very disconcerting. To that end they "Clockwork Orange" you until you return to .

I wish no one finds out that I work for the government providing "Clockwork Orange" services.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. However, the government works very hard to make people and find your very disconcerting. To that end they "Clockwork Orange" you until you return to .

I wish no one finds out that I work for the government providing "Clockwork Orange" services.

Granted We all think you are a gay male prostitute that will do anything or anyone for the right price ($20.00)

I wish I could jump over 10 skateboarders and a kitten driving a bulldozer without being hassled by the SPCA.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish I could jump over 10 skateboarders and a kitten driving a bulldozer without being hassled by the SPCA.

Confused genie gets a 100 skateboarders and a kitten to flatten you with a bulldozer.......the kitten is head of the SPCA and loves you very much.....now your its "Welcome" Mat in its plush offices in Manhattan

I wish I had a plush office in Manhattan and a kitten for a boss

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Confused genie gets a 100 skateboarders and a kitten to flatten you with a bulldozer.......the kitten is head of the SPCA and loves you very much.....now your its "Welcome" Mat in its plush offices in Manhattan

I wish I had a plush office in Manhattan and a kitten for a boss

Granted. Your office in now in the ass of a man with a hat on. Your boss is a pussy who blames you for everything.

I wish for the end of the world

[luddite]

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

I wish for the end of the world

Granted. You move to Toronto.

I wish to get oral sex from the shark in "Jaws".

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish to get oral sex from the shark in "Jaws".

Granted.....but the shark wasn't available so Robert Shaw does it instead re-enacting the salty sea dog role.....don't you love the scratchiness of that stubble.

I wish it was safe to go back in the water

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. However, all the sharks, barracudas and all the other nasty sea creatures have moved onto the land, so now it's not safe to get out of the water.

I wish for an economic surge in my hometown.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted. However, all the sharks, barracudas and all the other nasty sea creatures have moved onto the land, so now it's not safe to get out of the water.

I wish for an economic surge in my hometown.

Granted. The Russian Vodka ship Serge pulls into port and the crew spend their money like, what else, drunken sailors. Good news, you earned the most Rubles. Bad news, you spend most of your time crying into your pillow "My butt hurts" and "I'm not Maria Sharapova".

I wish I could envision something other than poor tygrkhat40 when someone says "Tennis anyone?"

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish I could envision something other than poor tygrkhat40 when someone says "Tennis anyone?"

Shazam and you do, you now envision John McEnroe throwing tennis balls at your naked botty (whilst you're tied to the net of the No1 Court Wimbledon) and he's screaming "Godammit the ball was in"......the crowd go ape.

I wish NOT to be a ball boy