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Old February 28th, 2018, 07:45 PM   #11
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This kitchen appliance completely replaces the milkman, unless you're the woman at 14 Catbury Drive with the green door.
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Seven Words you canīt say on television:

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Hey John - you want to go bunjy jumping?

Nay Nay!

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1. Milton Jones:

I used to work in a supermarket handing out free samples... until the 'little cups of bleach' incident.

2. Groucho Marx:

Groucho: Tell me Mrs. Teasdale, is there a Mr. Teasdale?

Margaret Dumont: No, my husband is dead.

Groucho: How did he Die? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
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I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

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