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Old February 8th, 2012, 04:45 PM   #41
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Three breasts, no waiting!



I wish for a girl with lots of money.
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Old February 8th, 2012, 05:11 PM   #42
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Here you are TCO95...(sorry 'bout the value of the Euro though)
I wish me a girl with a drumset
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Old February 8th, 2012, 05:15 PM   #43
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One female drummer for you.



I wish me girl that is a dentist
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Old February 8th, 2012, 05:15 PM   #44
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I wish Me a Girl with big things in front of Her....
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Old February 8th, 2012, 05:24 PM   #45
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I wish me a girl with a surfboard
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Old February 8th, 2012, 05:37 PM   #46
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I wish me a girl with a surfboard
As you wish.....



I wish for a woman who can walk on her hands......
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Old February 8th, 2012, 05:43 PM   #47
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I wish me a girl with a surfboard
One for each day of the week.



I wish for a girl with long dark hair.
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Old February 8th, 2012, 05:44 PM   #48
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Here we go



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Old February 8th, 2012, 05:55 PM   #49
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Granted!



I wish me a girl with a massive cock!
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Old February 8th, 2012, 06:02 PM   #50
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For TCO95



Comrade Edge was quicker

For donny1

I hope this is O.K



I wish me a girl with fake Tits

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