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Old February 9th, 2012, 11:37 PM   #101
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Old February 10th, 2012, 12:39 AM   #102
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Her you are exfarmer



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Old February 10th, 2012, 01:28 AM   #103
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She's awaiting your instructions capt.



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Old February 10th, 2012, 05:48 AM   #104
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Hope that'll do Tmee2000



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Old February 10th, 2012, 06:18 AM   #105
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Raquel will be fine Thank You Kelio.

How about these?



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Old February 10th, 2012, 07:21 AM   #106
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Here she is, tme2000!
I wish me a girl who's working in a coal mine...
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Old February 10th, 2012, 07:32 AM   #107
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I think that's what Karen is doing here.



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Old February 10th, 2012, 01:00 PM   #108
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Here she is, tme2000!
I wish me a girl who's working in a coal mine...
if not in the mine then at its mouth


innie naval (here's 4 of Victoria's Secrets innies )




OK, the spirit of the thread here is to have fun, but also to provide a wish image, I think that with the unlimited availability of all kinds of images (i.e. a nude with an umbrella) that images that do not fit the request (i.e. a non-nude with an umbrella) should not be accepted. Super specific images (i.e. a nude with a pink and green ruffled umbrella) would be much harder to find and given a bit more leeway...yes?

that said...

I wish me a nude secretary wearing glasses

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Old February 10th, 2012, 01:36 PM   #109
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She might not be a Secretary,Mind You She might be an Executive Assistant

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Old February 10th, 2012, 01:58 PM   #110
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Is this O.K.



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