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December 9th, 2018, 06:27 AM	#91
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	All aboard

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December 9th, 2018, 12:10 PM	#92
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,221 Thanks: 42,164 Thanked 60,457 Times in 7,429 Posts	Ignore all that lot; just get in the back of the van.

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December 9th, 2018, 02:05 PM	#93
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Do you feel lucky, punk?

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December 11th, 2018, 09:31 AM	#94
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,221 Thanks: 42,164 Thanked 60,457 Times in 7,429 Posts	Let me check: car keys, house keys. wallet, handcuffs, gag, blindfold.......we're good to go.

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December 11th, 2018, 09:57 AM	#95
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	You will be Eva and I will be Adolf.

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December 11th, 2018, 10:10 PM	#96
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,073 Times in 29,852 Posts	Would you like to dance or should I go screw myself again? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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December 12th, 2018, 08:54 AM	#97
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,221 Thanks: 42,164 Thanked 60,457 Times in 7,429 Posts	could we skiip dinner; I have had a semi all day.

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December 12th, 2018, 07:27 PM	#98
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,073 Times in 29,852 Posts	Do you spit or swallow? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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December 12th, 2018, 08:10 PM	#99
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Do you want something warm and sticky in your mouth?

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December 12th, 2018, 08:13 PM	#100
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,073 Times in 29,852 Posts	You have some nice jewelry? It would look great on my nightstand. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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