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Old 07-02-2017, 08:52 AM   #4141
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The Warriors or The Wanderers?
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Old 07-02-2017, 12:05 PM   #4142
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Better movie: Dave or The American President?
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Old 07-02-2017, 12:28 PM   #4143
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Marmite Or Bovril ?
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Old 07-02-2017, 12:39 PM   #4144
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Marmite,Give Us a hard one,Will ya (As the actress said to the Bishop..)
Rutland Weekend Television or Ripping Yarns ?
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It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site.
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Robo Cop`s Or Judge Dredd`s ?
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Old 07-02-2017, 10:11 PM   #4146
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Murder at 1600 or Murder by Decree?
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Murder By Decree. A really good Holmesian tale.
Admitting you can't think of a good that or posting an inane this?
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Inane this.

Let's Make a Deal or The Price is Right?
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The price is right (As Bruce Forsyth had some damn sexy women , and displaying gifts on the show too )

Fight a Vampire Or a Werewolf ?
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Old 07-03-2017, 05:14 PM   #4150
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Werewolf

Jack Nicholson or Dustin Hoffman?
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