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December 10th, 2017, 09:50 PM | #1661 |
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Ball7 keeps several sheep in his attic just to confuse his neighbors ,as he has a flock of geese in his dungeon that he abducts from his local park
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December 10th, 2017, 10:05 PM | #1662 |
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Greenman lost his virginity to a frog
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December 11th, 2017, 06:49 AM | #1663 |
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Hertz is in the Illuminati , also the only gay one, he has a secret agenda
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December 11th, 2017, 09:38 AM | #1664 |
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ball7 thinks gravity is a scam which he's trying to prove on the Empire State Building.
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December 11th, 2017, 10:04 AM | #1665 |
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palo5 not just wants to but needs to be, like you don't want oxygen you need it, to be Putin's sex slave
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December 11th, 2017, 12:53 PM | #1666 |
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kelio'savatar looks like the Frankenstein monster. This all happened one day when kelio went out on Halloween trick or treating. He put on the raggedy clothes the Frankenstein monster wore in the Boris Karloff films and a mask. The mask was slightly large and ill fitting so kelio decided to use superglue, but he used too much and when he got home with his bag full of candy he could not get the mask off. It was made of this special tearproof latex. So kelio had to go to work the next day with the mask on. The reaction on the street was startling. Women fainted and there were traffic accidents as surprised drivers lost their concentration on their driving. At work it was even worse. Female workers were screaming and running out of the office, and the male workers tried to shoot kelio with guns they had in their desks. kelio had to run and hide in the boss's office so he could explain himself. With the help of the office doctor and a maintenance man they were able to delicately remove the mask, but kelio's face was slight torn, and he had nightmares for weeks to come because of this!
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December 11th, 2017, 02:22 PM | #1667 | ||
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December 11th, 2017, 04:47 PM | #1668 | |
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December 11th, 2017, 09:42 PM | #1669 |
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Nobody trusts Tygrkhat ...not after New Mexico
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December 12th, 2017, 06:28 AM | #1670 |
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