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Old January 25th, 2013, 05:15 PM   #151
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[COLOR=#48007F !important]The Jordan , or Katie Price as she now insists on being called.



Ok so i grant you there are far far far more intelligent , attractive or valuable dogs out there. But credit where it`s due, this bitch chases after bones (Providing there is a journalist nearby) like no other, in fact if the "Price" was right i`m sure she`d do her own brother .
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Old January 25th, 2013, 05:32 PM   #152
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[QUOTE=palo5;2346766]...then it would be one of these. Unfortunately, they seem very rare, at least where I've lived. I've only ever seen two or three. Beautiful animals



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palo my friend
it is a " Matin de Naples "
or it's another race?

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Old January 25th, 2013, 05:55 PM   #153
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palo my friend
it is a " Matin de Naples "
or it's another race?

It's what I call a "mastiff". I thought they were all more or less what I saw in my life, namely short and heavily built. But I didn't know how many breeds/races of mastiff there are (I know better now), so I just posted the 'best pics' I found without discrimination

I hope this doesn't offend anyone, because I think they're all beautiful animals
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Old January 26th, 2013, 03:00 PM   #154
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Our friend [COLOR=#004B00 !important][COLOR=#004B00 !important][COLOR=black !important][COLOR=black !important]palo5[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR]
some pictures of this magnificent animal,
and very uncommon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neapolitan_Mastiff







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I want that one!!

All I need is seriously water- and splatter-proof walls where his bowls are
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Old January 26th, 2013, 05:31 PM   #156
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I actually prefer cats(I was going to put pussy but thats too obvious!). But when it comes to dogs I prefer the larger breed such as Akitas, they always remind me of Bears. I have been to both Newfoundland and Labrador but didnt see either breed there. But in Ottawa I saw a Newfoundland taking a woman for a walk, boy are they big!
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They were bred to keep lion at bay until the hunter could move in to make the kill. As you can see in this picture they are quite muscular.






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I posted these earlier this month and they were deleted when the system crashed. So here they are again. Buddy was about two or three months old when I took these. He is about one year and three months old now. The folks I got him from said he is a brindle retriever but I think he may be a pit bull terrier.


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