What annoys you the most ? - Page 7

**BigBucket** · March 10th, 2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Now then onto those arseholes who cycle on the pavements

DONT get me started on these pricks! I wish i had eyes in the back of my head so i can cross-cut the c*nts as they pass me.

I saw a little old lady get mown down by a prick on a bike cycling through a pedestian only area. The twat had the nerve to yell at the little old lady while she was on the floor for not looking where she was going.

he beat a hasty retreat because about 5-6 of us saw what happened and we were rolling up our sleeves looking to paste this prick but he saw us and got away.

Never saw him again, just as well. The Old lady was OK, the medics said she just had a few bumps and bruises.

MaxJoker · March 11th, 2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBucket

The EU parliament.
I'm not an European, im English/British end fecking of.

Now now respected member BB let`s not be overly hasty with our ideas or bombing terminology , or accidently risk closing down this thread by not abiding more closely to forum rules

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Which is why i took the liberty (Ironic) to edit your quote

,and hopefully aid this threads survival.

Anyway us Englanders are by nature reasonable people , why even when we controlled three quarters of the globe (Excuse me while i put "Memories" on my Ipod and sigh ) we did so in a reasonable manner. Sure there were a few massacres here and there but you can`t make omelette's etc , well i can i just can't be bothered and end up scrambling ,still i digest .

No i think what we have with Europe's grandames is a failure to communicate .

A) They want all our money and to use us as their side plate

B) We constantly fail to tell them to get stuffed

But times always change and nothing no matter how concrete is set in stone

We`ll be out soon enough , and the entire concept will fragment soon after. Of course we`ll take the blame for that eventhough we've never been fully integrated into it , but they mostly hate us anyway so what`s the diff ?.

What i`m trying to say is (In respect of your post) let`s not blame a continent of several hundred million people for the self serving actions of a couple hundred thousand soulless suits .Look at what our own government does in "Our" name are we to be judged alongside them ?, damn if so then we really are up shit creak heading towards hot hell without a paddle !

Best serious option as you know is to write to your MP , even go see him or her (Nag em like a sum'bitch) , and when the time comes go out and vote on the national issues that matter , aaah but there is the rub , what matters most and who`ll actually deliver on them

Thing is not to fall into the trap of blaming people who are doing what we would do if in their shoes , ie coming to open door England

Anyway why blow up the tunnel ?, it`ll be a perfect invasion beachhead for when we march back in , standards raised

Now let`s move onto new business , and keep any political discussions off the agenda or at least to private messages .

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Hoodies

You know those groups of kids hanging about being dickless dicks , who if all alone would merely stare at their shoes while they quietly walked by hoping nobody said anything to make them crap their mother bought pants.They`re a total joke who also unfortunately make a lot of peoples lives hell , namely the elderly.

Now for us it's not so bad as we can face up to them (With extreme prejudice otherwise don`t bother) if the need ever arises and show we're much the bigger bad asses (Or just plain asses)

Yet there is a way out of the growing mess (Along with properly preventing them from getting their weedy hands on booze in the first place) , which is to get them while they`re young and impressionable !

And make them FEAR a man in uniform dammit !

MaxJoker · March 12th, 2009, 12:48 PM

Dog muck left behind to relax and spread out

Even worse when combined with midnight and non existent street lighting , i tell you some evenings around where i haunt it's like being trapped in a mushy mine field. Just once i`d like to catch the owner who let his best friend drop a pay load onto the pavement then strolled on !. Never mind the dog i`d rub that sod`s face in it for a start , maybe then they`d appreciate another point of view

**slowdiver** · March 16th, 2009, 04:11 PM

Or the burberry hordes who don't realise that the smell of Lynx is only pleasant when you use it after you've bathed, not to try and cover up the fact that you haven't.

**slowdiver** · March 16th, 2009, 04:59 PM

People who own a complete set of Torx head screwdrivers

They usually have a pristine torque wrench in the garage as well, often still shrinkwrapped.

Oh, and it won't be a "garage", it'll be a "workshop".

**slowdiver** · March 16th, 2009, 11:27 PM

People who talk about "tappets". And then offer to lend you a "tappet wrench" to sort yours out.

thyguy · March 17th, 2009, 01:03 AM

Besides loud neighbors, lousy idiot drivers, the stock market going down like Linda Lovelace, pedestrians that just walk out in the middle of street yak, yak yak on their phones like they own the f'ing universe, what the F is the deal with the frigging anal sex, gaping mouths, the spitting, the bare-asses shaves pussies, and enough with the freaking feet in the ugliest contortions already. Jebus! How about using boobs, thighs and bellies?

Sheesh.

Estreeter · March 17th, 2009, 04:56 AM

Big cities,
I'm 42 and never lived in one until 6 months ago, due to work i spend 4 days living in one, traffic jams, no peace, long ques....................
How i long for my 4 days off and go back home to a serene atmosphere,

**Trip** · March 17th, 2009, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Big cities,
I'm 42 and never lived in one until 6 months ago, due to work i spend 4 days living in one, traffic jams, no peace, long ques....................
How i long for my 4 days off and go back home to a serene atmosphere,

I can't function in the country.
Left home at 15 and moved to the city.
San Francisco.

Can't live without having everything available.
I love San Francisco and Los Angeles.

snorkie · March 17th, 2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by slowdiver

People who talk about "tappets". And then offer to lend you a "tappet wrench" to sort yours out.

Sounds like someone once owned a Triumph Twin. My old '68 Bonneville drove me crazy; however, nothing compared to coming out of a long curve full-trottle!

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