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Old March 18th, 2023, 05:34 AM   #1
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As I read on the forum, many of you complain of having pain, health problems and psychological problems.
No position has been created for this!!!
so welcome to the VEF infirmary our charming nurses will be delighted to listen to you and treat you
do not hesitate to ask them what you want they will be at your disposal 24 hours a day
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With all this if we can't treat you!!!!!
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She didn't go to nursing school
she can put a bandage on you if you are scratched and some antiseptic
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How to get a man to talk about his feelings? Sarah White, a 24-year-old psychologist, thinks she has found the answer: by stripping. The young woman tries a new kind of therapy at
New York. She takes off her clothes as the session progresses, believing that this allows her to reach the layers of her clients' unconscious.

"During the sessions, I use the power of arousal to make you gain more control over your life. The goal is to use nudity so that you can better understand yourself and the world around you. , so that you feel big and powerful and because the excitement felt during the sessions can lead you to feel more excitement outside the sessions.

This approach is met with keen interest... among men. If Sarah White decided to play it sexy, it's because she felt that something was missing in the classical psychology training. "Especially for men, who are less likely to see a therapist than women, it makes things more interesting, more seductive. It's a more inspiring approach to therapy."

One hour of strip therapy
Strip therapy takes an hour. At the end of the consultation, Sarah is stark naked. She does most of her consultations online via webcam but also offers in-person consultations once she has established a relationship with the client. She has about 30 regular customers. There are students who have questions about sex, but also middle-aged men who have problems in their relationship.

"The goal is to show patients that I have nothing to hide, to encourage them to be more honest. For men, seeing a naked woman can really help to focus, to look deep within themselves and to speak their minds openly." (Really?)

Sarah admits, however, that her therapy is not endorsed by the mental health association. She is not a licensed therapist.

well!
I'm going to consult, I'm very sick.

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