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September 28th, 2018, 01:14 PM | #1511 |
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September 29th, 2018, 12:26 PM | #1512 |
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September 29th, 2018, 01:15 PM | #1513 |
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September 29th, 2018, 01:33 PM | #1514 |
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This Pommy and his Missus go to Australia, they stay in a 5 star hotel and hire a Limo for the day. While driving along the road, his wife asks, "Look! What is that man doing with that kangaroo?" The bloke replies, "My God! Don't look, it's disgusting!" Further down the road the wife says, "Look, another one!" and the husband says, "Disgusting! I shall report this when we get back to the hotel." They arrive back at the hotel only to find a bloke with one wooden leg having a wank on the steps of the hotel. The husband charges in and says to the manager, "Look, we come here in good faith, to stay in your 5 star hotel and what happens? We were driving down the road and we come across this bloke fucking a kangaroo. Further on up the road, saw another doing the same thing. Then we get back here only to find a man with one wooden leg wanking on your front steps. Well, what do you have to say about that?" The manager says,' Bloody Hell Mate, you expect a man with one wooden leg to catch his own roo?"
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September 29th, 2018, 02:58 PM | #1515 |
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October 3rd, 2018, 11:16 AM | #1518 |
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Had a strange dream last night in which I was brutally raping a friend ,
Think it's my subconscious telling me he's gay.
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October 5th, 2018, 11:16 AM | #1519 |
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October 6th, 2018, 01:31 PM | #1520 |
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What`s the difference between a bike and an African ? ,
Bike doesn't start singing after you've put chains on it.
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