Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 141

Estreeter · June 15th, 2018, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

It's time for some dead baby jokes:

That's terrible

I think babies should tell dead trailmaster jokes

**Arturo2nd** · June 15th, 2018, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

That's terrible

I think babies should tell dead trailmaster jokes

Live trailmaster jokes are better

A sample:

Q. What's the difference between trailmaster and a loaded diaper.

A. The diaper smells better.

**fatrat1** · June 16th, 2018, 02:57 AM

Husband: Hello my darling, you look so sexy in that outfit. It makes me want to stick my
big cock into your mouth and cum all over your face.

Wife: George I can hear you on the baby monitor.

**fatrat1** · June 16th, 2018, 03:02 AM

Irishman shagging a bird, after they had finished says to her, have you got AIDS. Of course not she replied. Thank fuck for that he says. Don't want to catch that again.

MaxJoker · June 16th, 2018, 02:46 PM

They should use Muslims instead of laboratory rats in experiments I believe ,

Well Muslims breed faster and you don't get so attached to them.

**Arturo2nd** · June 17th, 2018, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

They should use Muslims instead of laboratory rats in experiments I believe ,

Well Muslims breed faster and you don't get so attached to them.

It is my understanding that lab rats are being replaced by lawyers, for similar reasons. Researchers don't become attached to lawyers and animal rights activists don't care what you do to lawyers. Also, there are somethings experiments so disgusting that lab rats won't do them.

MaxJoker · June 18th, 2018, 04:32 PM

What do you get when you set fire to a coach load of Indians then send the screaming lot of them careering over a cliff ? ,

Well if you`re anything like me it`s an erection.

Why don’t Muslims light up a cigarette after sex ? ,

Because second hand smoke is especially dangerous for very young children.

What do you call the offspring of an African and someone Chinese ? ,

A chigger.

Why does a Jew pick his nose when its blocked ? ,

Cheaper than using a tissue.

**trailmaster** · June 19th, 2018, 12:02 PM

The last and best dead baby jokes:

Q: What's worse(or more fun) than a dead baby in an art class?
A: Pinning it up on the bulletin board.

Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

Q: Did you know it takes five dead babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?
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A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.

Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy...

Suddenly the nurse throws the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and twirls it around several times and throws it against the wall!!

Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud shriek and hollers My God!!!
What have you done to my baby??!!!

The nurse chuckles a little to herself "April Fools", she says...He was already dead!!!!!!!!!!!!

Estreeter · June 19th, 2018, 12:19 PM

OK, there have been many off colour, sickening, twisted, crude, politically incorrect, sexist, racist, homophobic and completely warped jokes humour and images in this thread , so, I will now apologise for possibly the worst of them all

**trailmaster** · June 21st, 2018, 01:04 PM

A reporter asked an army sniper what he felt when shooting a Taliban terrorist?

He shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
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I was walking through a Saudi Arabian market when I saw a guy getting his hand stitched back on.

I said, "Oh, I see you won your appeal!"
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What do you call a muscular Arab?
Protein Sheikh.
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Some Muslim men marry girls before they reach puberty.

They're not really pedophiles though, they just want to get a few good shags before the wife's mustache develops.

June 16th, 2018, 02:57 AM	#1403
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June 16th, 2018, 03:02 AM	#1404
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,275 Times in 2,641 Posts	Irishman shagging a bird, after they had finished says to her, have you got AIDS. Of course not she replied. Thank fuck for that he says. Don't want to catch that again. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 16th, 2018, 02:46 PM	#1405
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	They should use Muslims instead of laboratory rats in experiments I believe , Well Muslims breed faster and you don't get so attached to them. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	What do you get when you set fire to a coach load of Indians then send the screaming lot of them careering over a cliff ? , Well if you`re anything like me it`s an erection. Why don’t Muslims light up a cigarette after sex ? , Because second hand smoke is especially dangerous for very young children. What do you call the offspring of an African and someone Chinese ? , A chigger. Why does a Jew pick his nose when its blocked ? , Cheaper than using a tissue. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 19th, 2018, 12:19 PM	#1409
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,727 Times in 60,308 Posts	OK, there have been many off colour, sickening, twisted, crude, politically incorrect, sexist, racist, homophobic and completely warped jokes humour and images in this thread , so, I will now apologise for possibly the worst of them all __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 19th, 2018, 12:02 PM	#1408
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts	The last and best dead baby jokes: Q: What's worse(or more fun) than a dead baby in an art class? A: Pinning it up on the bulletin board. Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before. Q: Did you know it takes five dead babies to make just one bottle of baby oil? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy. Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy... Suddenly the nurse throws the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and twirls it around several times and throws it against the wall!! Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud shriek and hollers My God!!! What have you done to my baby??!!! The nurse chuckles a little to herself "April Fools", she says...He was already dead!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 21st, 2018, 01:04 PM	#1410
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts	A reporter asked an army sniper what he felt when shooting a Taliban terrorist? He shrugged and replied, "Recoil." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was walking through a Saudi Arabian market when I saw a guy getting his hand stitched back on. I said, "Oh, I see you won your appeal!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein Sheikh. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some Muslim men marry girls before they reach puberty. They're not really pedophiles though, they just want to get a few good shags before the wife's mustache develops.

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