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July 24th, 2011, 10:16 PM	#31
flywax Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Interweb's Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 3,961 Thanked 15,656 Times in 1,113 Posts	Wish is granted and Parliament is the name of your new pink boat! I wish i was every woman's fantasy

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July 24th, 2011, 10:28 PM

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Wish is granted and Parliament is the name of your new pink boat!

I wish i was every woman's fantasy

Steady on.

You're probably her sister or her best friend.

I wish some people would add to this thread for fun, and not for some bigoted agenda.

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July 24th, 2011, 10:31 PM	#33
methosivanhoe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Gallifrey, constellation of Kasterborous Posts: 204 Thanks: 92 Thanked 2,622 Times in 205 Posts	Wish is granted and the thread is swamped with lolcats and 'funny' pictures... I wish Hollywood would start creating new movies instead of rehashing old 80's movies or tv shows... M __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Wish is granted and the thread is swamped with lolcats and 'funny' pictures...

I wish Hollywood would start creating new movies instead of rehashing old 80's movies or tv shows...

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But by not serving the slaves, you go out of business.

I wish everyone was free to live their lives without the constraints of culture or religion.

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July 24th, 2011, 10:48 PM	#35
methosivanhoe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Gallifrey, constellation of Kasterborous Posts: 204 Thanks: 92 Thanked 2,622 Times in 205 Posts	Wish granted... we're all now mindless slaves of some dominant alien race... I wish sexual freedom was a reality and not just a dream of the liberal people of the world... M __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 24th, 2011, 11:02 PM	#36
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,859 Times in 10,563 Posts	No one's going to vote for that.. (Unfortunatey) I'd like to have fun just flying a kite... __________________

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July 25th, 2011, 01:58 AM

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I'd like to have fun just flying a kite...

The kite is too big and drags you through a thorn bush.

I wish for an endless keg of beer.

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The kite is too big and drags you through a thorn bush.

I wish for an endless keg of beer.

Granted. However it's Budweiser and warm and flat. But you just can't stop drinking it. Just can't stop. Then you realise that it's endless as it's hooked up to the urinal you use. But you still can't stop.

I wish for world peace.

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July 25th, 2011, 06:10 AM	#39
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