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November 17th, 2018, 04:29 PM | #4291 |
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Mal Hombre owns a rather nice trenchcoat-now all he really needs is a trench to wear it in.
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November 17th, 2018, 06:42 PM | #4292 |
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November 17th, 2018, 08:35 PM | #4293 |
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PORT? Is that possible I mean it would taste awful make the sandwiches all soggy!!
Well I suppose I could stretch to an Amontilado sherry but no port more for the older gentleman.
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November 17th, 2018, 10:46 PM | #4294 |
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palo5 and Greenman are very close, longtime friends. They love watching the Looney Tunes on a sofa, eat popcorn, laugh and kiss each other
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November 18th, 2018, 06:51 AM | #4295 |
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I heard one thing they both have in common is they both do "girls don't fart farts"
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November 18th, 2018, 04:38 PM | #4296 | |
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I don't love him for gods sake-nothing wrong with Looney Tunes but not popcorn, can't stand the stuff-pizza, now you're talking. chromax is really Theresa May's stand in-looks so good in a grey wig!
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November 18th, 2018, 04:39 PM | #4297 | |
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I think you heard that wrong, although I've heard that you follow a donkey around with a shovel just in case it farts or worse, then spread it on your garden as cheap fertiliser!
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November 18th, 2018, 05:26 PM | #4298 |
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Greenman auditioned for the role of Bert in "Mary Poppins" but His cockney accent wasn't considered good enough "Yew'ree a morvel,Maori Poppens"
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November 19th, 2018, 05:28 PM | #4299 |
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Estreeter operates a pizza delivery service. Predictably, all his delivery men have gigantic johnsons, and most of his customers are middle-aged women whose husbands aren't at home. He extorts 90% of the "tips", sometimes more
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November 19th, 2018, 05:55 PM | #4300 |
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I'm a bonafide Cockney me old china plate do what as it happens, leave it out, you slag!(oops, lapsed into Sweeney mode there) I least I know the difference between Mary Poppins and Moiry Pawpins
Trailmaster is Donald Trump's stunt double...in bed(with Melania) you lucky stiff!
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