Who's oldest woman you would boink. - Page 30

**Girlfan** · February 23rd, 2019, 08:16 AM

Joanna Lumley. 72 and still absolutely fabulous.

**Girlfan** · April 14th, 2019, 12:15 PM

....and if Joanna is not available, Lesley-Anne Down (65) would be a more than adequate substitute! Fancied them both something rotten since the 70s

MrX · June 24th, 2019, 09:47 PM

Honor Blackman at 90 years old!!! Look at that face.....She still makes me hard!!

**muggly** · June 24th, 2019, 10:30 PM

My aunty who is 81 but still has the looks of a 20 something, like she did back in the sixties when I saw her with four men feeling her up , dress up around her waist and stockings laddered as her knickers were dragged off. She certainly enjoyed the attention as uncle was away and it was the 'swinging sixties'. Always fancied her as she was an Audrey Hepburn lookalike.

J J · July 11th, 2019, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by muggly

My aunty who is 81 but still has the looks of a 20 something, like she did back in the sixties when I saw her with four men feeling her up , dress up around her waist and stockings laddered as her knickers were dragged off. She certainly enjoyed the attention as uncle was away and it was the 'swinging sixties'. Always fancied her as she was an Audrey Hepburn lookalike.

That conjures up an exciting set of images, “as her knickers were dragged off” and no mistake.

Did she take all four of them?

**Welderman** · July 11th, 2019, 07:38 PM

Does a Skeleton count ?.

Slickster001 · July 11th, 2019, 11:26 PM

Magdalene St Michaels?

Estreeter · July 12th, 2019, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by welderman

Does a Skeleton count ?.

How you gonna tell if it's Male or Female

**Staffsyeoman** · July 12th, 2019, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

How you gonna tell if it's Male or Female

Don't we all have to be flexible, or what is it "fluid" these days?

Another vote for Dame Helen - as long as she kept her gob shut on politics....

**Welderman** · July 12th, 2019, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

How you gonna tell if it's Male or Female

Mate, You can now buy female skeletons with a bush and rubber breasts..

February 23rd, 2019, 08:16 AM	#291
Girlfan Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: England, 'Up North! Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 65,945 Thanked 80,789 Times in 2,315 Posts	Joanna Lumley. 72 and still absolutely fabulous. __________________ Girlfan Last edited by Girlfan; February 23rd, 2019 at 08:17 AM.. Reason: added pic

April 14th, 2019, 12:15 PM	#292
Girlfan Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: England, 'Up North! Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 65,945 Thanked 80,789 Times in 2,315 Posts	....and if Joanna is not available, Lesley-Anne Down (65) would be a more than adequate substitute! Fancied them both something rotten since the 70s __________________ Girlfan

June 24th, 2019, 09:47 PM	#293
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July 11th, 2019, 07:38 PM	#296
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June 24th, 2019, 10:30 PM	#294
muggly Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: England Posts: 707 Thanks: 2,443 Thanked 6,630 Times in 683 Posts	My aunty who is 81 but still has the looks of a 20 something, like she did back in the sixties when I saw her with four men feeling her up , dress up around her waist and stockings laddered as her knickers were dragged off. She certainly enjoyed the attention as uncle was away and it was the 'swinging sixties'. Always fancied her as she was an Audrey Hepburn lookalike.

July 11th, 2019, 11:26 PM	#297
Slickster001 Member Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 42 Times in 10 Posts	Magdalene St Michaels?