101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 103

MaxJoker · February 13th, 2014, 05:37 PM

1784 ~ Shut the hell up, just shut the fucking hell up you evil hateful demon spawn ... Huh baby doll what`s the problem ?... Hah hah... No I`m talking to that voice in my head... Not you ... Although that said never interrupt us again !...

**Mal Hombre** · February 13th, 2014, 05:39 PM

1785.Oh That's just the dog,You're lying on His blanket...

**rustler** · February 13th, 2014, 07:55 PM

1787,

For god's sake do something woman, ..........I've had better fucks in the mortuary!

**cuzzyman927** · February 13th, 2014, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

1784 ~ Shut the hell up, just shut the fucking hell up you evil hateful demon spawn ... Huh baby doll what`s the problem ?... Hah hah... No I`m talking to that voice in my head... Not you ... Although that said never interrupt us again !...

YIKES!

1784a. You better make this good or else I ship you over to MaxJoker!

**cuzzyman927** · February 13th, 2014, 10:22 PM

1788. The last time I saw a body like yours it was called a Nash Rambler!

**Sharkhunter** · February 13th, 2014, 11:23 PM

1789. "Oh, yes! Yes! [insert ex-girlfriend's name]"

tittys n beer · February 14th, 2014, 05:06 AM

A pal of mine once told me that during a romantic interlude the lady in question looked up at him with a quizzical expression on her face and said the immortal words "that's not how my brother does it".

I'm not entirely convinced, but I've seen some of the munters he's been with so I wouldn't rule it out either.

Estreeter · February 14th, 2014, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sharkhunter

1789. "Oh, yes! Yes! [insert ex-girlfriend's name]"

Or, one ya never want too say, if you're male

1790 "Oh, yes! Yes! [insert any boyfriends name]"

**moreteavicar** · February 14th, 2014, 01:04 PM

1791 - make sure the neighbours see you when you leave, I'm sure it's them that keep telling the police I'm a serial killer!

**slisse** · February 14th, 2014, 01:11 PM

1792 - Did you see that sexy neighbour in her babydoll this morning

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tittys n beer Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 132 Thanks: 5,960 Thanked 1,880 Times in 124 Posts	A pal of mine once told me that during a romantic interlude the lady in question looked up at him with a quizzical expression on her face and said the immortal words "that's not how my brother does it". I'm not entirely convinced, but I've seen some of the munters he's been with so I wouldn't rule it out either.

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