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February 13th, 2014, 05:37 PM | #1021 |
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1784 ~ Shut the hell up, just shut the fucking hell up you evil hateful demon spawn ... Huh baby doll what`s the problem ?... Hah hah... No I`m talking to that voice in my head... Not you ... Although that said never interrupt us again !...
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February 13th, 2014, 05:39 PM | #1022 |
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1785.Oh That's just the dog,You're lying on His blanket...
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February 13th, 2014, 07:55 PM | #1023 |
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1787,
For god's sake do something woman, ..........I've had better fucks in the mortuary!
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February 13th, 2014, 10:10 PM | #1024 | |
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February 13th, 2014, 10:22 PM | #1025 |
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1788. The last time I saw a body like yours it was called a Nash Rambler!
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February 13th, 2014, 11:23 PM | #1026 |
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1789. "Oh, yes! Yes! [insert ex-girlfriend's name]"
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February 14th, 2014, 05:06 AM | #1027 |
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A pal of mine once told me that during a romantic interlude the lady in question looked up at him with a quizzical expression on her face and said the immortal words "that's not how my brother does it".
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February 14th, 2014, 08:59 AM | #1028 |
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Or, one ya never want too say, if you're male
1790 "Oh, yes! Yes! [insert any boyfriends name]"
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February 14th, 2014, 01:04 PM | #1029 |
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1791 - make sure the neighbours see you when you leave, I'm sure it's them that keep telling the police I'm a serial killer!
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February 14th, 2014, 01:11 PM | #1030 |
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1792 - Did you see that sexy neighbour in her babydoll this morning
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