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Old April 18th, 2017, 10:07 PM   #3161
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In hindsight, John realized dropping acid at the company Christmas party was a poor career move.
Della I hope you realize that this is a Christmas Party and not a masquerade party like you said and that we both look like a couple of idiots!
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