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a. Nobody spells e-mail with a @
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A: No one, it's self-propelled.
Q: Did you take out the garbage?
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A. Yup I laid Tyson Fury out in two rounds
Q. Where did I put last night's Lottery Ticket ???
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A. You gave it to the dog. So expect to find it on the lawn in a couple of days when it has passed thru your dog.
Q. Why do you gamble? |
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A £50 says I don't
Q. Will man land on the planet Mars by 2022 as planned?
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Q. Will man land on the planet Mars by 2022 as planned?
A. No it will be a woman. Q. Was mathematics discovered or invented? |
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A. Mostly invented, but some theories are clearly discovered.
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A: Neither. I go for the classy ambience.
A: Should I do what the voices tell me? |
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a. That depends on what the voices are saying. Killing is out of the question, running for offices -Just go ahead.
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A. He did it on his own and only had his building equipment leased for 6 days. He can blame no one else for his hastily unfinished and bodged work.
Q. Does the chewing gum lose its flavour on then bedpost overnight?
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