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Old October 17th, 2017, 09:46 PM   #221
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a. Nobody spells e-mail with a @

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A: No one, it's self-propelled.

Q: Did you take out the garbage?
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A. Yup I laid Tyson Fury out in two rounds

Q. Where did I put last night's Lottery Ticket ???
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A. You gave it to the dog. So expect to find it on the lawn in a couple of days when it has passed thru your dog.

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Q. Will man land on the planet Mars by 2022 as planned?
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Q. Will man land on the planet Mars by 2022 as planned?

A. No it will be a woman.

Q. Was mathematics discovered or invented?
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A. Mostly invented, but some theories are clearly discovered.

Q. Do you go to Hooters for the wings or the breast?
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A: Neither. I go for the classy ambience.
A: Should I do what the voices tell me?
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a. That depends on what the voices are saying. Killing is out of the question, running for offices -Just go ahead.

Q. Did God assemble Earth in 6 days or did he get help from a independent contractor?
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A. He did it on his own and only had his building equipment leased for 6 days. He can blame no one else for his hastily unfinished and bodged work.

Q. Does the chewing gum lose its flavour on then bedpost overnight?
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