My neighbourhood is so rough that........... - Page 5

**mellowyellow** · October 9th, 2011, 08:05 PM

I have a minefield in the backyard to keep the low lifes away.

**sweatyhat** · October 9th, 2011, 08:09 PM

....the rats fight the pigeons over pavement pizzas.

**begos** · October 9th, 2011, 08:25 PM

My neighborhood is so rough that..........
even guys from "The Teak Tough Streets Of Belfast" fear to tread!!

**begos** · October 10th, 2011, 04:09 AM

My neighborhood is so rough that..........

the name of MY city far and away outnumbers all other responses when you do a google search on the phrase "Where the weak are killed and eaten".

Go ahead and try it for yourself.

Dee-troit, you sho' nuff makes me proud!!

**billybunter** · October 10th, 2011, 08:03 AM

My neighbour hood is so rough Uzis are considered water pistols.

**NIN** · October 10th, 2011, 08:28 AM

My neighbourhood is so rough that..

the foxes only hunt by day and the stars don't come out at night

**billybunter** · October 10th, 2011, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by begos

My neighborhood is so rough that..........
even guys from "The Teak Tough Streets Of Belfast" fear to tread!!

The teak has turned to plasticine awaiting your arrival

**billybunter** · October 10th, 2011, 12:18 PM

I suppose I should explain where "the teak tough streets of Belfast" comes from. I stole it from a hack who writes for a local Sunday tabloid. He used it all the time and I pissed myself laughing at the pratt. He lives in a big house out of town and would shit himself on the

teak tough streets of anywhere.

**cuzzyman927** · October 10th, 2011, 12:23 PM

... that bullet-proof vests are required and standard apparel.

AND

... when calling the police station for assistance they tell you "sorry, wrong number" and hang up!

**begos** · October 10th, 2011, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

The teak has turned to plasticine awaiting your arrival

I was confused by this, so I googled "plasticine".

Per Wikipedia, "Plasticine, a brand of modelling clay, is a putty-like modelling material made from calcium salts, petroleum jelly and aliphatic acids. The name is a registered trademark of Flair Leisure Products plc. Plasticine is used extensively for children's play, but also as a modelling medium for more formal or permanent structures."

Whew. At first I thought "plasticine" might have something to do with something sinister. Like bombs... or something. You know, given the way it was used in your response.

But it's only a harmless kids' toy! What a relief.

(Of course, it still doesn't make a lot of sense...

)

October 9th, 2011, 08:05 PM	#41
mellowyellow Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,469 Thanks: 16,574 Thanked 37,577 Times in 1,885 Posts	I have a minefield in the backyard to keep the low lifes away. __________________

October 9th, 2011, 08:09 PM	#42
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,901 Times in 10,563 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough ... ....the rats fight the pigeons over pavement pizzas. __________________

October 9th, 2011, 08:25 PM	#43
begos Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: U. S. of A. Hell,YEAH!! USA-USA-USA-US.. Posts: 1,237 Thanks: 6,579 Thanked 11,447 Times in 1,216 Posts	My neighborhood is so rough that.......... even guys from "The Teak Tough Streets Of Belfast" fear to tread!! __________________ Foreman: "I can totally see you." To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Chester Cheetah: "Yes, we know." Last edited by begos; October 9th, 2011 at 10:38 PM..

October 10th, 2011, 04:09 AM	#44
begos Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: U. S. of A. Hell,YEAH!! USA-USA-USA-US.. Posts: 1,237 Thanks: 6,579 Thanked 11,447 Times in 1,216 Posts	My neighborhood is so rough that.......... the name of MY city far and away outnumbers all other responses when you do a google search on the phrase "Where the weak are killed and eaten". Go ahead and try it for yourself. Dee-troit, you sho' nuff makes me proud!! __________________ Foreman: "I can totally see you." To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Chester Cheetah: "Yes, we know."

October 10th, 2011, 08:03 AM	#45
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	My neighbour hood is so rough Uzis are considered water pistols. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 10th, 2011, 08:28 AM	#46
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that.. the foxes only hunt by day and the stars don't come out at night

October 10th, 2011, 12:18 PM	#48
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	I suppose I should explain where "the teak tough streets of Belfast" comes from. I stole it from a hack who writes for a local Sunday tabloid. He used it all the time and I pissed myself laughing at the pratt. He lives in a big house out of town and would shit himself on the teak tough streets of anywhere. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 10th, 2011, 12:23 PM	#49
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,362 Times in 36,682 Posts	... that bullet-proof vests are required and standard apparel. AND ... when calling the police station for assistance they tell you "sorry, wrong number" and hang up!

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