If It Weren't For...

**USBPepsi** · October 20th, 2010, 05:01 PM

Just a little porn brain exercise. It's easy to think of nude models and porn stars that we love. Here's your challenge: Think of a lady (and if possible post a corroborating photo) who you would really like, if it weren't for...

Tattoos? Shaved bush? Annoying voice? Looks bored? The sky's the limit. Something she's done deliberately, or something that she probably doesn't even notice about hereself. Anything that turns you off about a specific potential hottie, name it. Feel free to submit multiple entries, if you've run across multiple spoiled hotties. No need to be insulting, just state your case.

This has some similarities to the Turn-Offs in Porn thread, but the point here is that you really almost dig this specific performer, if it weren't for...

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I'll go first, by way of example. Jaimee Foxworth, aka Crave. Used to be a child actor, one of the stars of Family Matters (the very definition of a god-awful sitcom, incidentally). Made the mistake of taking her agent's advice to ask for more money. The network responded by having her character go upstairs... and never come back down. The next time anyone saw her, she was all grown up and doing porn.

This isn't about life's little ironies, though; it's about how I think she's pretty damned hot. Or she would be, if it weren't for... That annoying and nasty eyebrow ring.

Really, that pierced eyebrow really blows her look. It's not as bad as a nose ring, I suppose, but still. She's a real cutie... but I just can't get past that eyebrow ring. She's hot enough that I can even forgive her the tattoo, but the eyebrow ring is a real deal-breaker for me. I have a couple clips of her, but after a while I just stopped looking for her material. I found that flapping thing just too darned distracting.

So, who's next? By the way, feel free to debate other people's choices, but as always try to keep it civil. This is meant to be a friendly discussion.

pb4htp · October 20th, 2010, 09:09 PM

Interesting thread. I will think about it for a while and post something soon I'm sure. After all it doesn't take much to get on my nerves. hahahahahha

**Schwenck** · February 25th, 2019, 11:10 PM

I really do not like tattoos or piercings. Especially pierced nipples or labia, or tattoos covering much of the body. I find them very unattractive. This is probably an age thing, since both piercings and tattoos seem very popular among younger people.

It is difficult to show what I do not like, as I don't download pictures with heavy tattoos or blatant piercings.

However, here's a couple of pictures, with fairly small, mild tattoos, which nevertheless distract me, and put me off.

~~bigtrain45~~ · February 26th, 2019, 05:45 PM

Janine Lindemulder. From perhaps the hottest woman in porn ever in the early 90's when she was just doing lesbian stuff, to a tatted skank who couldn't pay her taxes since she was spending it all at the tattoo parlor. From nearly perfect to spectacularly annoying.

**seany65** · February 27th, 2019, 05:28 PM

I would like "Little Caprice" (silly name though), but she does anal.

I mean, there's Poo in them there holes, so Eeeeeewwwww!

**Witness** · February 27th, 2019, 11:26 PM

The first to come to mind is Mia Solis. She looks amazing from the front, but has the most godawful tattoo covering the upper half of her back.

October 20th, 2010, 05:01 PM	#1
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	If It Weren't For... Just a little porn brain exercise. It's easy to think of nude models and porn stars that we love. Here's your challenge: Think of a lady (and if possible post a corroborating photo) who you would really like, if it weren't for... Tattoos? Shaved bush? Annoying voice? Looks bored? The sky's the limit. Something she's done deliberately, or something that she probably doesn't even notice about hereself. Anything that turns you off about a specific potential hottie, name it. Feel free to submit multiple entries, if you've run across multiple spoiled hotties. No need to be insulting, just state your case. This has some similarities to the Turn-Offs in Porn thread, but the point here is that you really almost dig this specific performer, if it weren't for... --- I'll go first, by way of example. Jaimee Foxworth, aka Crave. Used to be a child actor, one of the stars of Family Matters (the very definition of a god-awful sitcom, incidentally). Made the mistake of taking her agent's advice to ask for more money. The network responded by having her character go upstairs... and never come back down. The next time anyone saw her, she was all grown up and doing porn. This isn't about life's little ironies, though; it's about how I think she's pretty damned hot. Or she would be, if it weren't for... That annoying and nasty eyebrow ring. Really, that pierced eyebrow really blows her look. It's not as bad as a nose ring, I suppose, but still. She's a real cutie... but I just can't get past that eyebrow ring. She's hot enough that I can even forgive her the tattoo, but the eyebrow ring is a real deal-breaker for me. I have a couple clips of her, but after a while I just stopped looking for her material. I found that flapping thing just too darned distracting. So, who's next? By the way, feel free to debate other people's choices, but as always try to keep it civil. This is meant to be a friendly discussion. __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

February 25th, 2019, 11:10 PM	#3
Schwenck Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 724 Thanks: 22,659 Thanked 9,745 Times in 726 Posts	Turn Offs I really do not like tattoos or piercings. Especially pierced nipples or labia, or tattoos covering much of the body. I find them very unattractive. This is probably an age thing, since both piercings and tattoos seem very popular among younger people. It is difficult to show what I do not like, as I don't download pictures with heavy tattoos or blatant piercings. However, here's a couple of pictures, with fairly small, mild tattoos, which nevertheless distract me, and put me off. __________________ Schwenck

February 27th, 2019, 05:28 PM	#5
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	I would like "Little Caprice" (silly name though), but she does anal. I mean, there's Poo in them there holes, so Eeeeeewwwww! __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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October 20th, 2010, 09:09 PM	#2
pb4htp Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 36 Thanks: 6,925 Thanked 1,563 Times in 55 Posts	Interesting thread. I will think about it for a while and post something soon I'm sure. After all it doesn't take much to get on my nerves. hahahahahha

February 26th, 2019, 05:45 PM	#4
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Janine Lindemulder. From perhaps the hottest woman in porn ever in the early 90's when she was just doing lesbian stuff, to a tatted skank who couldn't pay her taxes since she was spending it all at the tattoo parlor. From nearly perfect to spectacularly annoying.

February 27th, 2019, 11:26 PM	#6
Witness Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,262 Thanks: 16,791 Thanked 36,051 Times in 3,276 Posts	The first to come to mind is Mia Solis. She looks amazing from the front, but has the most godawful tattoo covering the upper half of her back.