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August 19th, 2007, 10:41 AM | #1 |
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Collected old threads from Funnies
Okay guys and gals this is a thread with no real topic. It is a catch all of old, small threads from the deep dark recesses of Funnies. Those poor abandoned and neglected threads that are seldom viewed and never posted in. The posts are going to be in order of their date of posting.
You may ONLY make a post here IF you are replying to an existing post. If you do so you must quote the post so we can know what your post is about. On a side note as I go through doing this any threads that are attempting to be funny will be moved to Corny Jokes.
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August 19th, 2007, 01:36 PM | #2 |
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Re: What do you think..
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August 30th, 2007, 06:31 AM | #3 |
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Dirty toons
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September 6th, 2007, 02:46 AM | #4 |
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Re: Dirty toons
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January 29th, 2008, 08:58 PM | #5 |
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Fine blond chick with a hairy pussy
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June 1st, 2008, 01:40 AM | #6 |
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Murphy's Laws of Sex
Murphy's Laws On Sex
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it,because it'll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years |
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November 19th, 2008, 03:20 PM | #7 |
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Just another e-porn ...
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November 19th, 2008, 09:57 PM | #8 |
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What your computer components get up to if you download Porn!
It looks like very a royal and electrifying moment so it must be
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November 19th, 2008, 11:19 PM | #9 |
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No.3 (red dress) is known as Carolyn Condenser.
One of my all time favourites.
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November 20th, 2008, 02:31 PM | #10 |
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