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November 2nd, 2009, 05:06 AM	#31
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,867 Thanked 114,833 Times in 9,416 Posts	No one is listening until you fart __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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November 2nd, 2009, 05:08 AM	#32
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,867 Thanked 114,833 Times in 9,416 Posts	Never under any circumstance take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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November 3rd, 2009, 09:03 AM	#33
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,867 Thanked 114,833 Times in 9,416 Posts	No words are unwise.It all depends on how they are arranged. If you have any wisdom please post it. I am always looking for more. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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November 5th, 2009, 07:27 AM	#34
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,867 Thanked 114,833 Times in 9,416 Posts	If you think nobody cares if you're alive,try missing a couple of car payments. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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November 5th, 2009, 04:59 PM	#35
nevermind Kurt Cobain 1967- 1994 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: @Home Posts: 2,043 Thanks: 34,651 Thanked 78,287 Times in 2,044 Posts	Happy life... If you want a happy life, you need a happy wife.. That's my statement for today... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. .

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November 10th, 2009, 02:31 PM	#36
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,804 Times in 5,130 Posts	Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is monogamy. Oscar Wilde. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 17th, 2009, 11:32 AM	#37
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,867 Thanked 114,833 Times in 9,416 Posts	A boss is like a diaper. Always on your ass and usually full of shit. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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November 23rd, 2009, 07:31 AM	#38
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,867 Thanked 114,833 Times in 9,416 Posts	Never fret over things you can not change. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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December 4th, 2009, 02:34 PM	#39
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,867 Thanked 114,833 Times in 9,416 Posts	Don't wory it only seems kinky the first time. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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December 4th, 2009, 08:41 PM	#40
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,865 Times in 57,575 Posts	Kinky is using a feather,perverted is using the whole chicken __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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