Women jokes - Page 61

MaxJoker · July 31st, 2018, 02:08 PM

Asked the wife what she`d love most for her birthday this year ,

Said a widow`s pension .

**seany65** · August 1st, 2018, 12:15 AM

What goes:

"Arrgh, my feet have disappeared...Oh, they're back...Argh they've disappeared again...oh, they're back again...Argh, my feet have disappeared again...oh good, they're back again" etc?

A blonde woman wearing black shoes on a zebra crossing.

Estreeter · August 2nd, 2018, 01:27 PM

MaxJoker · August 8th, 2018, 12:23 PM

If a woman ever pulls a knife on you during an argument throw some bread butter and cheese at her ,

Instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

MaxJoker · August 17th, 2018, 04:03 PM

Why is a gun better than a wife ? ,

You can put a silencer on a gun.

MaxJoker · August 18th, 2018, 02:43 PM

My mother in law came round this morning ,

That's the last time I buy Chloroform from the damn pound shop !.

MaxJoker · August 28th, 2018, 02:50 PM

Can't believe how pissed off the wife is with me ,

Been nagging I never take her anywhere ,

So took her out for tea and biscuits ,

She also got to donate blood first too.

**PJayBr** · August 28th, 2018, 04:53 PM

Why do women fart after having a piss???

They can't give it a shake, so they have to blow dry......

MaxJoker · August 28th, 2018, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PJayBr

Why

No

Hmmm why indeed.

Unless you've embraced your feminine side that thoroughly

If so congratulations,

Some might say

MaxJoker · August 29th, 2018, 04:33 PM

Wife`s back home after her breast reduction operation ,

Must say,

She looks better with just the two.

July 31st, 2018, 02:08 PM	#601
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August 1st, 2018, 12:15 AM	#602
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,728 Times in 3,527 Posts	What goes: "Arrgh, my feet have disappeared...Oh, they're back...Argh they've disappeared again...oh, they're back again...Argh, my feet have disappeared again...oh good, they're back again" etc? A blonde woman wearing black shoes on a zebra crossing. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

August 2nd, 2018, 01:27 PM	#603
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August 8th, 2018, 12:23 PM	#604
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	If a woman ever pulls a knife on you during an argument throw some bread butter and cheese at her , Instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 17th, 2018, 04:03 PM	#605
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	Why is a gun better than a wife ? , You can put a silencer on a gun. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 18th, 2018, 02:43 PM	#606
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	My mother in law came round this morning , That's the last time I buy Chloroform from the damn pound shop !. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 28th, 2018, 02:50 PM	#607
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	Can't believe how pissed off the wife is with me , Been nagging I never take her anywhere , So took her out for tea and biscuits , She also got to donate blood first too. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 28th, 2018, 04:53 PM	#608
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,309 Thanks: 41,569 Thanked 13,686 Times in 1,280 Posts	Why do women fart after having a piss??? They can't give it a shake, so they have to blow dry......

August 29th, 2018, 04:33 PM	#610
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	Well excuse me for marrying a native of Norwich , NaaaaaarFuuuuck Wife`s back home after her breast reduction operation , Must say, She looks better with just the two. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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