101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 294

**jomama** · April 3rd, 2019, 10:25 PM

5157. why are there so many fleas in your pubic hairs?

**Mister Fide** · April 4th, 2019, 08:57 AM

#5157
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

MaxJoker · April 4th, 2019, 05:09 PM

5158 ~ Honey Baby Doll I loves you like HIV loves a piss poor weak immune system , oh and while on the ultimately fatal subject

**ball7** · April 4th, 2019, 07:54 PM

5159

Row, Row your boat genty down the stream

MaxJoker · April 5th, 2019, 04:06 PM

5160 ~ Why do I have a team of long shore man attaching steel cables around both your buttocks ? . Jeez you don't expect me to try and separate those cheeks apart myself !

**jomama** · April 5th, 2019, 09:41 PM

5161. tell your mother to get her finger out of my ass

**ball7** · April 6th, 2019, 05:29 AM

GO AHEAD _ MAKE MY DAY!!!

**DoctorWho** · April 6th, 2019, 09:01 PM

5163..

"What kinky stuff is the flashlight and toolkit for?"..

"No.. you misunderstand.. I am looking for your Backup Alarm speaker..."

"I don't think it's working and I need to fix it.."

"Earlier... while I wasn't paying attention.. You backed your ass up to me and crushed 2 of my toes.."

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**jokerman** · April 6th, 2019, 09:06 PM

Never say your real name.

**ball7** · April 6th, 2019, 09:29 PM

Don't breathe until I say so.

April 3rd, 2019, 10:25 PM	#2931
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,102 Times in 29,852 Posts	5157. why are there so many fleas in your pubic hairs? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

April 4th, 2019, 05:09 PM	#2933
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,559 Times in 69,067 Posts	Don't worry Fellow Forum Fellas , she still paid for dinner and my taxi home. Technically. As helped myself to most expensive things could carry , while she screamed obscenities at me behind a locked bathroom door 5158 ~ Honey Baby Doll I loves you like HIV loves a piss poor weak immune system , oh and while on the ultimately fatal subject __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 4th, 2019, 07:54 PM	#2934
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	5159 Row, Row your boat genty down the stream __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

April 5th, 2019, 04:06 PM	#2935
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,559 Times in 69,067 Posts	Uh huh and after all their efforts to open up the path to that promised land. She still refused to do anal. Too right I`m suing for false advertisement. As looked like a slut and bought her a Happy Meal 5160 ~ Why do I have a team of long shore man attaching steel cables around both your buttocks ? . Jeez you don't expect me to try and separate those cheeks apart myself ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 5th, 2019, 09:41 PM	#2936
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,102 Times in 29,852 Posts	5161. tell your mother to get her finger out of my ass __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

April 4th, 2019, 08:57 AM	#2932
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,986 Times in 890 Posts	#5157 Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

April 6th, 2019, 05:29 AM	#2937
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	GO AHEAD _ MAKE MY DAY!!! __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael. Last edited by ball7; April 6th, 2019 at 06:23 AM..

April 6th, 2019, 09:01 PM	#2938
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,219 Thanked 94,846 Times in 3,538 Posts	5163.. "What kinky stuff is the flashlight and toolkit for?".. "No.. you misunderstand.. I am looking for your Backup Alarm speaker..." "I don't think it's working and I need to fix it.." "Earlier... while I wasn't paying attention.. You backed your ass up to me and crushed 2 of my toes.." - __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 6th, 2019, 09:06 PM	#2939
jokerman Internet Defective Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: England Posts: 4,834 Thanks: 72,872 Thanked 71,263 Times in 4,832 Posts	Never say your real name. __________________ I am not a number I'm a free man.

April 6th, 2019, 09:29 PM	#2940
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Don't breathe until I say so. __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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