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April 15th, 2017, 06:04 PM	#301
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,996 Times in 5,282 Posts	303 - Dont worry about it. The dog only does that to peoples legs that he likes. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 15th, 2017, 07:29 PM	#302
diamelsx Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Around the way Posts: 2,680 Thanks: 28,302 Thanked 29,583 Times in 2,673 Posts	303. You're the type to try to commit suicide by sitting in you garage all night with your Tesla running. __________________ No one has more fairweather friends than the truth...

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April 18th, 2017, 04:15 PM	#304
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	304 ~ Honesty Mable have no idea how she died. All I know is she was alive when I buried her __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 19th, 2017, 02:01 AM	#305
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,996 Times in 5,282 Posts	305: Did you buy those slacks at the Big and Tall store? __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 19th, 2017, 02:15 AM	#306
rankman Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 50 Thanks: 304 Thanked 633 Times in 46 Posts	306. I'm going to make out with the missus tonight, be a sport and rub me down with some KY Jelly while I trim my nails. __________________ Deploring deplorables since 1974

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April 19th, 2017, 02:35 PM	#307
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hell yes I was polite. Unzipped , dropped me drawers and never once asked her to warm her hands up first 307 ~ Can you tell if these plums are ripe ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 19th, 2017, 02:38 PM	#308
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,801 Times in 7,170 Posts	308 Got a dog? Poor animal.

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April 20th, 2017, 02:36 PM	#309
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	At that the bitch bizarrely started crying. I know ?. Just as well I didn't ask if she also had a hairy spotty arse too 309 ~ Ah now I realise where Hildegarde got her bleeding ugly face and powerfully stinking breath from , Joan __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 20th, 2017, 03:29 PM	#310
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,612 Times in 60,391 Posts	310 No, we won't leave you at the lost dogs home, I like dogs __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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