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January 6th, 2019, 10:24 AM | #1561 |
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January 8th, 2019, 12:53 AM | #1562 |
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January 14th, 2019, 03:18 PM | #1563 |
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January 15th, 2019, 12:52 PM | #1564 |
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Me:- Boss i am not coming into work to day coz i am sick.
Boss:- How sick are you? Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister
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January 15th, 2019, 01:01 PM | #1565 |
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I don’t know why the press always say that Donald Campbell’s body was never found, I know for a fact that it came out of a tap in Huddersfield in 1969.
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January 15th, 2019, 01:02 PM | #1566 |
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whats grey, square, sits and the end of your bed and takes the pisss?
kidney dialysis machine
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January 15th, 2019, 01:03 PM | #1567 |
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Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry two pitchers of beer and a foot of onion rings! Q: Who is the most popular girl in a nudist colony? A: The girl who can eat the last onion ring
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January 16th, 2019, 09:26 AM | #1568 |
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January 16th, 2019, 11:51 PM | #1569 |
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: Do you know how to kill a hundred flies at once?
A: Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
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January 17th, 2019, 03:58 PM | #1570 |
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Q: My last girlfriend called me a pedophile.
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