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January 6th, 2019, 10:24 AM	#1561
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January 8th, 2019, 12:53 AM	#1562
captpike Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: TALOS IV or South Carolina Posts: 1,175 Thanks: 80,303 Thanked 47,305 Times in 1,164 Posts	Do not know if twisted enough but here it goes __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Looking for more of or about her? Due to recent changes I will be limited on my reups lost most of my collection To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 14th, 2019, 03:18 PM	#1563
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	__________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 15th, 2019, 12:52 PM	#1564
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,954 Times in 38,112 Posts	Me:- Boss i am not coming into work to day coz i am sick. Boss:- How sick are you? Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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January 15th, 2019, 01:01 PM	#1565
risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	I don’t know why the press always say that Donald Campbell’s body was never found, I know for a fact that it came out of a tap in Huddersfield in 1969.

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January 15th, 2019, 01:02 PM	#1566
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,954 Times in 38,112 Posts	whats grey, square, sits and the end of your bed and takes the pisss? kidney dialysis machine __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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January 15th, 2019, 01:03 PM	#1567
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,954 Times in 38,112 Posts	Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A: The guy who can carry two pitchers of beer and a foot of onion rings! Q: Who is the most popular girl in a nudist colony? A: The girl who can eat the last onion ring __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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January 16th, 2019, 09:26 AM	#1568
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	Q What is the definition of disgusting? A Buying condoms from a secondhand shop. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 16th, 2019, 11:51 PM	#1569
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,954 Times in 38,112 Posts	: Do you know how to kill a hundred flies at once? A: Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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January 17th, 2019, 03:58 PM	#1570
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,954 Times in 38,112 Posts	Q: My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. A: Pretty big word for a 12-year-old. __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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