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June 29th, 2018, 11:51 PM | #13501 |
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I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone
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June 29th, 2018, 11:58 PM | #13502 |
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My cat is recovering from a massive stroke.
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June 30th, 2018, 02:02 AM | #13503 |
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Q: What's the difference between a car that runs on sand and a werewolf?
A: One is a dune buggy, and the other is a moon doggy!
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June 30th, 2018, 03:44 PM | #13504 |
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Do you know the one about the little girl who came home from the dentist and said:
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June 30th, 2018, 05:19 PM | #13505 |
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I got the results of my DNA test today. They cannot determine who my father is since I have the same DNA as 90% of the town I live in.
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July 1st, 2018, 03:06 AM | #13506 |
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July 2nd, 2018, 10:16 PM | #13507 |
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I was a brilliant xylophone salesman. I just gave them loads of glockenspiel.
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July 2nd, 2018, 10:50 PM | #13508 |
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I was a senior executive at Old MacDonald's Farm.
I was CEIEIO. |
July 2nd, 2018, 10:53 PM | #13509 |
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Did you know Jesus was a gun nut as well as a traditional carpenter.
He hated nail guns though. |
July 2nd, 2018, 11:03 PM | #13510 |
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You shouldn't say jokes about Jesus, he might get cross.
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