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November 18th, 2016, 03:12 AM | #11781 |
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November 18th, 2016, 12:46 PM | #11782 |
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Well, deaf composers are quite common in modern music, aren't they ...
Song competitions are in fact like paralympics today ... |
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November 18th, 2016, 01:05 PM | #11783 |
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A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did the DNA say to the other DNA? "Do these genes make me look fat?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here." A time traveler walks into a bar. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He took 1/50th of the recommended dose. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A ship sailing past a remote island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices three huts. "What's the first hut for?" he asks. "That's my house," says the castaway. "What's the second hut for?" "That's my church." "And the third hut?" "Oh, that?" sniffs the castaway. "That's the church I used to go to." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan. |
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November 18th, 2016, 01:38 PM | #11784 |
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I've just been to Tesco's and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
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November 18th, 2016, 03:26 PM | #11785 |
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At least Your trip was fruitful..
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November 18th, 2016, 09:34 PM | #11786 |
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Officer: "Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake."
Lady: "Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?" Officer: "Well, that's not prohibited." Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands. |
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November 19th, 2016, 10:13 AM | #11787 |
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My colonic irrigation business was doing really well until this summer's hose pipe ban
Credit to Milton Jones for this one, too good not to post |
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November 19th, 2016, 11:11 AM | #11788 |
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From "colonic irrigation" to "Eau de cologne" (not so far away as you might think ):
"Eau de cologne - a toilet water with a strong, characteristic scent, originally made in Cologne, Germany." ... in Cologne itself it's called "Kölsch" and is thought to be a beer ... never tell this one in Cologne if you like to live ... |
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November 19th, 2016, 08:27 PM | #11789 |
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A man called his child's doctor, "Hello! My son just snatched my pen when I was writing and swallowed it. What should I do?" The doctor replied, "Until I can come over, write with another pen."
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November 20th, 2016, 05:49 PM | #11790 |
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Apparently my new book about poltergeists has been flying off the shelves.
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