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July 20th, 2016, 06:51 PM	#11281
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,890 Thanked 69,321 Times in 3,171 Posts	I'll play roulette anywhere. Except in Russia.

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July 20th, 2016, 09:58 PM

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I'll play roulette anywhere. Except in Russia.

I´d play roulette anywhere in the world even in Russia. But all considering the stakes. On the other hand, I wouldn´t play Russian roulette anywhere. Not even in Russia!

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July 21st, 2016, 04:01 PM	#11283
Solid Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 200 Thanks: 21,134 Thanked 2,940 Times in 199 Posts	I crossed the road, walked into a bar and changed a light bulb. It was then I realised that my life was a joke.

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July 21st, 2016, 04:01 PM	#11284
Almero Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: From Russia with love Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 13,926 Thanked 25,346 Times in 1,425 Posts	What is a suicide bombers worse fear? Dying alone... How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Protestors don't change anything. Why did America remove the "u" from "colour"? Because f.ck u that's why.

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July 21st, 2016, 04:14 PM	#11285
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,269 Thanked 17,821 Times in 1,241 Posts	Follow suit with me and Joan Baez, both of us are canceling our concerts in Turkey. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Baez

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July 21st, 2016, 08:45 PM	#11286
Isegrim Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,094 Thanks: 8,200 Thanked 11,679 Times in 1,099 Posts	A Buddhist monkapproaches a hotdog stand and says "make me one with everything".

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July 21st, 2016, 10:37 PM	#11287
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,854 Thanks: 281,915 Thanked 814,481 Times in 60,902 Posts	Scientists have proven that women will, at some point in their lives, contain intelligent DNA.. Unfortunately 95% of them will spit it out What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

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A Buddhist monkapproaches a hotdog stand and says "make me one with everything".

"Here ya go. That's $3.50.

The monk gives him a $10 and asks for his change.

The vendor replies "Change must come from within."

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July 22nd, 2016, 10:40 AM

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"Here ya go. That's $3.50.

The monk gives him a $10 and asks for his change.

The vendor replies "Change must come from within."

Yes, and maybe the monk will learn how some hotdogs can cause a real turn about within ...

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some hotdogs can cause a real turn about within

Is "hair of the 'dog" the cure for that, too?

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