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December 23rd, 2017, 11:17 PM | #1871 |
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I think I speak for all of us when I say we support Mal in his new role as Master of the Universe
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December 24th, 2017, 01:20 AM | #1872 |
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Hertz has for the last 5 years dug 2 graves in his back yard on the anniversary of the breakup of his last girlfriend, then filled them in empty
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December 24th, 2017, 01:22 AM | #1873 |
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Brecht gave away his bitcoin 5 years ago because he new it would be worthless
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December 24th, 2017, 01:26 AM | #1874 |
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palo5 after Brecht gave him his bitcoin held onto it and recently was seen flying in his private jet downunder to buy Quokkas on the black market , so he could give them to his best friend Trailmaster
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December 24th, 2017, 09:40 AM | #1875 |
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Trailmaster is currently in hospital.
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December 24th, 2017, 12:11 PM | #1876 |
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palo5 works as a Santa at shopping centres every year Not because he like spreading joy He just likes the red outfit
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December 24th, 2017, 12:45 PM | #1877 |
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SanteeFats so named because he lives in Santee, California and is the biggest human in the world. He is 8 foot tall and weighs almost 2,000 pounds. He is too heavy to walk. He gets around in an oversized custom built motorized wheel chair that has tires like that of a car. His bed at home is 9 foot long and has a 4 foot thick mattress supported by steel beams. He has to be lifted into the bed by a crane. To sustain himself Santeehas to drink two gallons of any liquid every day and eat 20 pounds of food. The worst thing though happened at a movie theater. He bought 5 supersize boxes of popcorn with a quart of liqud butter, 5 26 ounce glasses of soft drinks and 20 candy bars. Near the end of the movie he let out a wicked fart. The sound was so loud it shattered the lens on the film machine and the glasses of over a hundred customers. The worst thing though was the smell. it was so bad, hundreds of people ran from their seats into the lobby where they promptly vomited. It took the theater a week to clean up the mess. From that moment on SanteeFats had to wear a special filtering device attached to his butt hole to prevent what happened in the theater!
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December 24th, 2017, 12:53 PM | #1878 |
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I think you meant that for Max and or myself
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December 24th, 2017, 01:03 PM | #1879 |
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December 24th, 2017, 02:56 PM | #1880 |
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Trailmaster thinks Paprika is a tropical island
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